Humor comes from dark places. If you know someone who is funny, maybe lend an ear to them from time to time. Just to check in. 

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Hello all, I'm known as Ego. Your daily dose of sarcasm. I think I'm not as cold hearted as I seem if you get to know me. I write random things, that are disorganized and crazy mind you, but they end up intriguing. Hope I can entertain you and take your mind off things for a while. If I can't, well, Wattpad is filled with millions of people and I'm sure you can find another person to entertain you. Note the sarcasm.

I'm younger then I seem, but older then you'd think.

I tend to have dark thoughts about myself, but I just can't bring myself to trust. So just put up with me, at least for a little.






























If you've ever taken a blade to that beautiful body of yours, skipped a meal at least once on purpose, cried yourself to sleep because you 'weren't good enough', tried any form of self harm, thought of or attempted to take your own life, copy this to your profile. Let's see how many of us there are.
  • Dublin, Ireland
  • JoinedJuly 16, 2019


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Ego_the_great Ego_the_great Sep 18, 2020 01:07PM
Oh boy, it’s been a HOT MINUTE since I’ve updated. Um happy September, I’ve written the start of the sequel to “Upside down World”, I hope you guys check it out and enjoy it :) im tryna be more activ...
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I-I don't know where I'm going with this to be honest...enjoy my jumbled and disorganized mess.
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It was always you by Ego_the_great
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