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I make clothes and I write.

One time, I had these chewy chocolate things that came from overseas in this oblong yellow box. I loved them and I don't know if I will ever have them again because I have no idea what they were!

Another time, I ordered these foam shoes from this site for my nan's birthday and now I get all these old lady's catalogues sent to my PO box every month and I don't know how to make it stop.

Also, there was this one time I was a tour guide for my university and I thought this group of people worked at a fast food restaurant because their uniforms totally looked like McDonalds, (they could have all decided to come after/before work, okay? I don't know!). So, to make conversation, I asked what it was like working there. Turns out they were from a school with a SUPER weird/rad uniform and so they thought I was a total nutjob. The tour must go on, though, so I had to spend the next hour suffering through their weirded-out looks. I don't know how that affected their view of the university.
It was a Saturday, though! Who wears a school uniform on a Saturday?





Also also, I like glitter. My sheep don't. I don't even think they like me, though, so yeah. They like grass and these things called sheep nuts. That's it. Not even each other, I don't think. Just food.