❝can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time?❞
ヽ/❀o ل͜ o\ﾉ
ride or die pokemon legend. still trying to come to terms with the fact that seth cohen isn't a real person.
what am i writing? → welcome to the procrastination station
ps. to pass the troll toll (into my heart) pls don't send me reading requests
- twitter: @hyrulexi
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