❝can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time?❞
ヽ/❀o ل͜ o\ﾉ
ride or die pokemon legend. still trying to come to terms with the fact that seth cohen isn't a real person.
what am i writing? → welcome to the procrastination station
ps. to pass the troll toll (into my heart) pls don't send me reading requests
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Dec 03, 2019 03:12AM
hi hello bonjourno! i have done some things, for no explicable reason, and for which i shall not be held accountable for:- posted a new story called don't be a bummer babe, please check it out it's...View all Conversations
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