❝can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time?❞
ヽ/❀o ل͜ o\ノ
ride or die pokemon legend. still trying to come to terms with the fact that seth cohen isn't a real person.
ps. to pass the troll toll (into my heart) pls don't send me reading requests
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Stories by mr boombastic
- 3 Published Stories

Smitten Kitten
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When Vika gets kicked out of her flat, she moves in with her friend under one condition--she must babysit Cle...

Fraternizing with the Enemy
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(alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans)
A girl made up of short fuses...

Once Upon a Bathroom Stall
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❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞
❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gat...
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