We're all aliens. Mooo moo moom. Give me love juice. Meow meow meow. I like to party. Shots shots shots shots shots! K-pop should be banned.
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DashieKitty DashieKitty Nov 17, 2013 12:48AM
16 more days until Google makes a doodle resembling the works of George Seurat. Or my B-day.
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