Yeah, I'm crabby. I went to Mexico and had sex with a hooker named Los Cangrejos. Turns out, her name in Spanish was "The Crabs." I PAID $700 FOR THE CRABS! Also make sure to stare intensely into Billie's eyes in my background picture. Feel her gaze pierce into your soul.
Even if I'm crabby, I play video games. We could play together if you play any of these:
Left 4 Dead
Portal 2
Half-Life 2: Deathmatch
Team Fortress 2
Grand Theft Auto V (PC)
DooM
DooM II: Hell on Earth (yes, these are multiplayer)
Fortnite: Battle Royale
Apex Legends (no one shall steal or play as my goth girlfriend, Wraith, asides from me.)
As a music creator, you could find all of my content here:
https://soundcloud.com/user-909703559?ref=clipboard
"Every man has a flaw, every man has a feature. It is your job to find out which is dominant." -Spencer McKronland
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