Burberry_Icecream

I'm the kind of person that
     walks into a door and apologizes

I run with scissors
     it makes me feel dangerous.

I tried sniffing coke once
   but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Yeah . . .
  I'm a loser
    but I'm the coolest loser 
       you'll ever meet.
                                   

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