Tinfoilchef Stories

~~~~~~~ Xisuma was an admin appointed by the Watchers. He is stuck under their control, and he hates every second of it. He's forced to let the watchers look through his...

Evil Xisuma is released from The Void after being banished into the black abyss two years before. Now he's back in Hermitcraft, and the Hermits don't know what to think...

Most of these quotes were submitted by friends and shit lmao. Beware of some swearing I guess. A few of the quotes are a bit romantic (?) or some shit, so any chapter wi...

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together...

Just a bunch of stories about Hermitcraft season 6, mostly Grian

These are just random stories of the hermitcraft season 6, (also it's confirmed that I love writing anything with Mumbo and Joe 😂) But I enjoy making stories for other...

(A revised Origin book) (Also, this is my headcanon, so yes. Use this to refer back to references in my main series) (It's Season 6) (Takes place before 'Gifted') (The f...

(Cover by someone else who's not me- and I have no clue who they are) (Also, I MIGHT create a new personality for the hermits, since I have trouble with already existing...

It's exactly as the title suggests, I also do not own the cover art.

these are old, i see your comments, i'm sorry lmao this is all based in season 7 i'm probably not gonna keep making any of these so :D enjoy what's there tho Damnit I g...

Hermitcraft 7 nonesense

Welcome, peoples, to my book of Hermitcraft oneshots, incorrect quotes, and correct quotes. ;) (I drew the cover btw)

Woo Hermitcraft

What happens when people from all sorts of backgrounds and personality's come together and things go smoothly up until they don't? Perhaps everything is not as it seems.

DISCLAIMER: I respect that the hermits are real life people, this is not me trying to push what I think 'should happen.' 'Tis just for entertainment, don't take it too s...

This is a story of Demons and Revolutionaries, of Mutants and Empaths. This is a story of Soulless and Travelers. This is the story of new orders and pacifist teams. Thi...

Alright, so this is part of the Rick Riordan AU created by Parker. It's basically the Hermits in the universe of Percy Jackson, Kane Chronicles and Magnus Chase.

A disappearance, an Attack, and a lie. "I finally realised why. He's a monster. And I hope you'll realise that for yourselves." -<♢>- The beginning of H...

Grian can't help but notice that Doc has been very secretive about his project lately, and it's really bothering Ren. And, now that he thinks about it, Scar's been rathe...