Vintagebeef Stories

A glitch happened on the server which left many of them much younger than they should be. They'll have to get used to their new lives as they face the problems that come...

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together...

Welcome to Hermitcraft Randomness! This is a collection of mixed one-shots, AUs, incorrect quotes, and general randomness about Hermitcraft Season 7! You'll also find a...

Evil Xisuma is released from The Void after being banished into the black abyss two years before. Now he's back in Hermitcraft, and the Hermits don't know what to think...

This the the SEQUEL to Smells Like Coffee, so ya miiiight wanna check out that one first ;) you guys asked for this, so pick your poison, dig your grave, buckle up, and...

Sequel to Collision and Prequel to Closed Eyes. King Ren has been defeated and killed. But what's this? He's back? The Hermits and Emperors are scrambling to get back to...

This is a camping trip story with the Hermits in Season 8 of Hermitcraft, with all of them being high schoolers aside from TFC, the really cool bus driver. Not much more...

There's someone new in Hermit village. Someone with secrets that can't be shared. Xisuma knows that Impulse isn't human, but anyone, no matter the species, is welcome i...

I don't really know what I'm doing. Read my random oneshots that I write on a whim. It is mostly HEX, but you know, there's other stuff. *throws hex at you* Updates wil...

Hello! Welcome to my hermitcraft oneshot book. Most of these were written around season 7, and I haven't kept up with season 8, so more recent uploads will just use the...

~Hiya Lovelies,Welsh here ~ This book is pretty much what the title says,I'm finally going to write some hermitcraft oneshots!! now due to wanting a new start,I decided...

everyone is doing it, and I also have a lot of ideas in my head. I'll try to write about everyone, but probably will stick to a few hermits since they are probably who I...

Jasmine meets a tall, handsome man with a charming voice at a coffee shop and they fall in love. As their relationship progresses so does Jasmine's suspicions. She has...

A collection of shippy oneshots for Hermitcraft! No smut, and minimal angst. Just cute and soft vibes here! [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]

Welcome to me spilling out my brain onto a computer. I have no idea what this is. I plan to do some oneshots and stuff. I don't have too much of a plan for this, I might...

Medieval Fic with hermitcraft and life series members, Dont know where this will go or how good it will be, i have a rough idea of a story i want to tell and i will try...

This is a series of one shots about Hermitcraft and Empires members. I do take requests :D Cover Art is mine:)

Just a bunch of random oneshots from hermitcraft, empires or the life series ranging from cringe confession fics to random angst. -- There WILL be shipping without a...

(As of the point of writing this there is no plot to the Origins SMP. Aka, I get free artistic range, score! No ships. Weird plot. Wtf am I doing?! Why am I going this...

!!! Shipping not Intended !!! Mature language and blood warning Etc. Waking up in a huge dark mansion isn't quite your casual everyday morning. Being unable to leave...