Lordfarquadd Stories

Lord Farquaad was not very nice to me. He didn't even want to see my face whenever we finished having intercourse. So naturally, I bitched about him on my blog. Eventual...

Shrek never thought the love of his life would come in the form of a lizard trying to sell him insurance. What other surprised lay in store?

A tragic, spicy love story between two yearning object, longing to feel each others warm lusting embrace. TW: Emotion, Shrek