Onions Stories

I get emails everyday, so I decided to make a collection of them. Check them out! DISCLAIMER: ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE RELEVANT MAILERS. I JUST COLLECT THE EMAILS.

y/n got sent to camp green lake by mistake! she was a girl, not a boy (sorry bro's you can pretend, I guess..) also, she didn't even do anything she was framed for steal...

[Second Book in the Snacks Trilogy] Accident: [noun] an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. -- ❝Hi, I'm calling regardi...

Ado gets manipulated by people thinking onions fly in australia

One day on your way home you see a new onion store has opened up in town after going in you meet the Lord and savior Shrek. You are taken away by his undeniable beauty...

im a derp the end

Ever wanted to read a tbe fanfic about the boys and banana's but you can't because it doesn't exist? me too. your welcome

This is the story of Barney, a boy lost in the Australian bush.. who meets a talking magpie.. and tries to find his way back home..

Enjoy you sick fucks

A silly (not immediately until you figure out the joke) series of poems about childhood memories and such. See if you can figure out the jokes!

The Love life of Mr Ping X Shrek is all revealed in this story, and will be continued in sequels coming later

ALONE? SCARED? DEPRESSED? YOU'VE COME TO THE WRONG PLACE WITH ONIONS AND OGARS. >:D

Shrek, a confused ogre, who leaves his wife to discover his inner-self. On his quest, he meets a man. Dr. Phil.

They're Gonna Kill Me

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X...

Grek: a love story 10400 emotions come out as you read. be prepared. it's all ogre now.

Shrek has a dream that leads him to New York but his dream was a bit too real. sad ending. I posted this because I had it on hand for an assignment to give to my teacher...