Lalonde Stories

Frozen and Lorax hardcore smut and gay sex

What would've happened if Alpha Dave had raised Dirk and Roxy in the limelight instead? We will be exploring the lives of washed-up childhood stars, Roxy and Dirk Strilo...

THIS IS A REWRITE! This is about you being a grub and a certain person finds you and them and their family takes care of you (Art and Videos belong to their rightful own...

i will,, jaderose and johndave im also taking requests so just drop one if you want a oneshot/headcanon(s) Current Works: JadeRose VrisRezi JohnDave(In Progress)

"you'd better credit me for these cool ass phrases or you'll catch these cool ass hands." - @CrimsonRiot14 [ALS0 0N QU0TEV!] Achievements: #1 in Pesterchum 8/1...

hiya this is a crossover of supernatural and homestuck well actually all these conversations are from a role play me and my super best friend did anyway so if you like b...

She wants a new life, she wants a new community to breathe in,she wants something new so she flew away from her old life so she could start a new one A new life full hap...

The year is 2016, and Earth has gone to hell - literally. Four years ago, the Hellgate was opened and thousands of demons escaped into the world. Five guardians managed...

THIS IS THE MOST CHAOTIC THING IVE EVER POSTED ON THIS CURSED SITE PROBABLY basically Makura is a human in love with Karkat Vantas n lives on Alternia with him also vamp...

Historia basada en el amor de dos jóvenes que juntos tendrían algo que nadie podría romper, lo que empieza con una amistad que luego se convertiría en algo mas.

Eridan Ampora didn't want to be alive. He didn't want the memories of what had happened to flood back to him, but he wasn't given much of a choice. It's hard to forget w...

Fluff and maybe some smut later on. / Requests open I guess. / some will be short, some will be long. |X-Readers can be requested too if wanted.|

in which dave and karkat are gems.

Kanaya used to like order, she still does but maybe it got more boring than it should, but Karkat's encounter with an uncool asshole with shades and him being approache...

in which the world is black and white until you meet your soulmate.

Dave Strider has been friends with Jade Harley for so long, but since the very beginning he's had feelings for her. After years of being best buds, he wants to take a l...

John is a 23 year old adventurer and writer, telling stories about legends, myths, and his adventures of trying to find them and prove or debunk their existence. One day...

It's the 1st of December, your best friend's birthday, Jake's birthday. Not having bought him a present yet you trick him into telling you what he wants. At the party so...

Rose Lalonde is a trusted doctor and scholar who's reputation as a healer has made her a frequent visit from the royal guard. Watch as she tries not to be gay. Jade x R...

Just some kidswap/bloodswap shenanigans. Photo by homestuck-lesbian-week on tumblr