Attemptedcomedy Stories

Legion is my favourite character from dbd, I don't care what players say, suck it >:D

Just a normal day... Or is it? It is the year 2040, and wars have broken out all over the world. At the same time, temperatures have risen drastically and humans are des...

ℌ𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫, 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔡𝔦𝔢... Leonora Carter is a twelve-year-old girl with ADHD and an uncanny knack for always bein...

|~ 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝...

"With a star before my eyes, all there is left for me to do is to 'play as I have always done' and deliver. If playing as I have always done is what's required, the...

(Allow me to explain: -Yes, I am obsessed with Hetalia -No, I do NOT ship US x UK (no offense to the lovers of that ship) -My Hetalia OTPs are GerIta (Germany x Italy (O...

As a shy girl living in a small town, I don't talk much with people. Playing Pokemon Go, looking at my horse collection, and drinking coffee is the way I pass time.

What happens when... Xemnas makes his Organization 13 have a group chat? This is gonna be bad... IN CASE IF YOU DON'T KNOW: Organization 13 is a group of Nobodies from t...

(Y/N) (L/N) is an intelligent, curious, and somewhat cowardly girl who is a big fan of an anime called Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. She likes anything related to JJBA. She...

Jesus Christ I must be on all the drugs to make a damn trilogy to this series.

A 14-year-old Texas girl named Addie is unaware of her identity. Her transport to London occurs one day A wicked woman by the name of Jacqueline is on a mission to track...

"It was love at first sight!" She exclaimed loudly "You- you kicked me in the face."

"Welcome," A girl with brunette hair said as she spun around in her chair. I think her name was Ruby or Riley or something like that. Five of us were in the s...

She thinks she's mad. You wouldn't first think that in a book would you? Winnie Fitzgerald has a series of reoccurring dreams. Nothing more. Nothing less. Unless your wa...

A awesome, crazy fangirl named piper and a sarcastic, meme-obssesd giant named conner put them together in a school full of weirdos. Piper with the support of her insane...

Shenelle White is a 22 year old who expected to have a normal life like every other normal person. It turned out to be the exact opposite when Shenelle stumbles on a flo...

When work is just a pain and you come home with more, there's nothing better to look forward to than a pet who greets you when you arrive. But what if that animal wasn't...

Stuck in a place she can't escape will she be able to survive or will it take a turn for the worse. •~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~• Uhhhh I don't want to spoil the plot in t...

What should seventeen year old girls worry about? Grades? Popularity? Well Harper worries about a psychopath with a large grin but she also deals with the feelings this...