A Weirdos Guide To Swag

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Cryophobia - (Sans x Reader)

Next person to comment on this monstrosity gets fucking vored!! × ❝You made your choice a long time ago.❞

Sans's Joke Book - Undertale

welcome to my little book where i write down some of my best jokes. so waddyasay? look around a bit! tell me some of your PUNny jokes and puns in a comment! peace.

60 Things Every Girl Wants But Wont Ask For..!

Personally tried tips that i would like to share with those love-shy people who aren't able to express their feelings to their lovers/crushes ;). Share with me your experiences so that I can further enhance it.

im fucking hot

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Creepypasta Collection

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the pieces presented in this collection. Given this, I hope you enjoy! Sources are all posted in their respective chapters. Star ratings are subjective.

Comebacks Are My Second Language

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

That Awkward Moment

Just a book of random Awkward Moments

5sos zodiacs

all rights go to tumblr and myself

♡♡♡♡♡Self Harm/ Depression/ suicide Quotes♡♡♡♡♡

Self harm. Depression and suicide quotes (I dont own them) (May be triggering)

✮Life Hacks✮

Just some simple tips to make your life that little bit easier

Creepypasta boyfriend scenarios

Noone seems to have done this... so I thought i would :D AND these ARE mine, they're just from my Quotev account, so no i am not stealing these and you cant take them either! ANYWAY! LETS BEGIN

Cruel & Blue (Eyeless Jack story)

[SEQUEL to Killer Protector (Jeff the Killer story)] In the quaint town of Gracewood, Virginia, Ao Matsukochi lives comfortably with her adoptive parents and her loyal friends. For her, everyday is full of practice and optimism. Though, every person has their quirks. Sam is her best friend, who also happens to be in...

The Best Of Comebacks

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Childhood (Ticci Toby x Reader)

A little girl. No older than 3. Abandoned in the forest and left to die by her parents. The only thing she had was her family scrapbook and a stuffed animal. Befriended the beast called The Rake that day. She ate some poisonous berries by accident and almost died. Her new friend hollered to the being known as Slenderm...