Hitler and Stuff

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Mussolini: *beating up Italy* Hahahaha!

Hitler: *comes out of no where* HEEEEY.

Mussolini: >.> ......

Hitler: Wanna be friends?

Mussolini: Umm... No?

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Hitler: *signs up for art school*

Art School: Nope!

Hitler:

Hitler:

Hitler: You reject me?

Hitler: You reject me?

Hitler: HoW DARE U!?!

Hitler: That's it, I'm going to Germany!

Hitler: JUST KNOW YOU'LL BE THE FIRST ONES TO DIE!!!!!!

Hitler: Stupid art school...

Hitler: I DONT EVEN LIKE ART.

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Hitler: ....

Hitler: YOU KNOW WHAT?

Germany: Vhat?

Hitler: I DONT LIKE RUSSIA.

Hitler: SCREW STALIN AND HIS STUPID PACT!!

Hitler: LET'S KILL EM!!!!!!

Germany:

Germany:

Germany: We're going to die...

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Hitler: *in Russia* Dafuq? Dafuq? Dafuq is in the air? Dafuq? Dafuq? There's white shit every where!

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Stalin: *sees the German army*

Stalin: *poker face*

Stalin: ....

Stalin: Do we even need troops for this? I mean, it's freezing outside and these idiots are trying to over run us!

Stalin: Did they even think this through?

Hitler: I DON'T THINK I THOUGHT THIS THROUGH!!!!!!!

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Churchill: Halp.

America: LOL NO!

Churchill: plz?

America: Naaaah..

Japan: *bitch slaps America*

America: OKAY, THAT'S IT!!!!

Churchill: Yey!

President Roosevelt: Come on, lezzgo! Come on! *rolls out the door* LEZZGO!!!

America: .....

(I did not mean to offend anyone with this. It was mostly to make fun of Hitler's stupidity. But I know a lot of people died during the World Wars but they're over now so we should laugh at the enemies dumb decisions.)

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