Sealand: *doing cartwheels*
Denmark: That's how I walk too.. After I snort bath salts.
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France: *crying because no one likes him*
England: *sees France* Oh god!
England: That poor thing.. I just want to put it out of it's misery.
England: To bad, I'm busy! *walks off*
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Arctic: South is like Antarctica
America: No, dude. South is like Texas and Florida.
France: South is like deez nuts
America: oh my god
France: Ha! Got 'em!
(Why is this a thing?)
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World Meetings be like
Germany: Why can't you dummkopfs understand that we have more important things to talk about like-
France: Deez nuts
America: *trying not to laugh*
Germany: I swear to the Roman Empire, if you don't stop making that joke, I will make Leia give birth to a second Hitler so that I may start another world war and pound your stupid ass into the ground harder than I did in the last one.
Leia: Well if I'm giving birth to Hitler #2, I'm moving to Poland.
