Gilgamesh: *Yawn*....hmm? Shirou isn't awake yet, Guess I'll go pounce on him.
I open the door.
Arcueid: Ngggm....
......eh?
There, next to Shirou....lies A THIEVING CAT!!!
Shirou: zzzZZZZzzz....ah,.....Beatoriiche....Witches don't exist.....
Arcueid: nyaa....Shirou-kyuun....
Gilgamesh: ...........WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!!
I summon a shield and sword out of my gates and began slamming them together.
Gilgamesh: WAKE UP! TOP OF MORNING!!!!
Shirou: Gwaahhhhh!!!!
Arcueid: Gwaaahhhhh!!!
Shirou: Arcueid!? Why are you nake- WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE!?
Gilgamesh: if Shirou's chasity is gone...I will murder you.
Arcueid: Relax Giggles! I was just havin' a little fun. All I did was drink some of shirou's blood.
Shirou: hmm...Now that you say it...
My neck kinda hurts.
Gilgamesh: And you are Undressed, why exactly?
Arcueid: I was planning to take his V card too-
Gilgamesh: Enuma-!
Shirou: Calm down Gil!
Gilgamesh: LET ME GO SHIROU! I WILL TEACH THIS WOMAN HER PLACE-!
Suddenly The window bursts open.
Tiresias: OHAYO GUZA- eh? ....
Shirou: ......
Gilgamesh: ....
Arcueid: ....*Sneeze*
Tiresias: Did you guys have a Threeso-
Shirou: Don't! Don't you dare say it!
Tiresias: Anyway that Matters NOT! I have news for you'se bloody Meatsacks!
Arcueid: You really need to quit with the Yakuza act.
Tiresias: Ah! Arcueid! You were here?
Arcueid: You litterally thought we had a threesome!
Tiresias: hm? No, I was reffering to her.
She points behind us, There stood Rin, looking at us as if she was looking at a mess she didn't want to clean up.
Rin: You are the worst, Shirou.
Shirou: How SO!?
Tiresias: ahem! Anyway~ it's good that Arcueid is here, this has something to do with her.
Arcueid: humu?
Tiresias: Does Tohno Shiki Ring any bells?
Arcueid: Ah! Limp-Dick Mcgee!
Gil/Shirou: LIMP WHAT!?
Arcueid: Huehehe, I remember when he said "Arcueid, I love you!" And pulled his pants down, all I could say was....."chiisai~ (Small)"
Shirou: YOU ARE EVIL!!!!
Gilgamesh: *Blush* W-What happened then? Did you two have se-?
Arcueid: I laughed at him as he was dying of Embarassment!
Tohno: BULLSHIT!!!!
Arcueid: Ah! There he is! His crotch is as small as ever.
Tohno: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY JOHNNY!!!
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Fate/Zasshuu! (Shirou x Female Gilgamesh)
RomanceShirou Emiya and Gilgamesh were fighting and Gilgamesh almost won....until a Heroic Spirit named Tiresias casted a curse on Gilgamesh turning him into a female, and Transporting Both Shirou and Gilgamesh to another world. To get out of this mess th...
