Pick Up Lines

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Tony: Are you a sea lion? 'Cause I can see you lyin' in my bed tonight 😏

Steve: I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart 😊

Thor: I don't know your name but I'm sure it is as beautiful as you are 😚

Loki: If being beautiful was a crime, you'd surely be guilty as charged 😎

Clint: You're That "Nothing" When People Ask Me What I'm Thinking About 😂

Sam: You got a phone in your back pocket? 'Cause that ass is calling me 🤪

Bucky: If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber 🥰

Peter: You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams 🙈

Bruce: If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard ⛄

Pietro: There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off  😘

Wanda: Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips? 💋

Natasha: So you're still Straight? Have you met me? 🤭

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