20% Cooler

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Twi: What do you think of this tiara? I need a new one.

Rainbow: It needs to be 20% cooler.

Twi: Uh, I don't know a 20% cooler spell.

Rainbow: Lame.

~At the Park~

Fluttershy: Okay, so Kristine can fly around with you, Rin.

Rin: Yes, I get to fly with a pigeon.

Kristine: Coo Coo. (I have a name.)

Len: Rin won't use it, she's too lazy.

Rin: Hey, what did that pigeon just say?

Rainbow: Hey, Rin. Can you do any tricks?

Rin: I think so. I've got a few tricks down. *does loops*

Kristine: Cooo. (Loooops.)

Len: Yeah.

Rainbow: Eh, needs to be about 20% cooler.

Rin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

Fluttershy: Maybe Kristine can teach you a few tricks.

Kristine: Coo. (Nope.) *flies away*

Len: Well then. Rin, you just got told by a pigeon.

Rin: I WILL NOT BE SHAMED BY A BIRD.

Rainbow: Uh...

~At Sugarcube Corner~

Pinkie: Big cake!

Rarity: Sparkly cake!

Pinkie: Yasai cake!

Rarity: Chocolate cake!

Pinkie: Pink cake!

Rarity: Ice cream cake!

Kaito: OMG.

Rainbow: All theses cakes need to be 20% cooler.

Pinkie: 20% Cooler cake!

Rainbow: Nope. Not even close.

~At Sweet Apple Acres~

AJ: Meiko. Stop eating the apples.

Meiko: You won't give me my alcoholic cider, I won't give you your apples.

AJ: MAI APPLES.

Meiko: MAI CIDER.

Rainbow: Those things need to be 20% cooler.

Meiko: *dramatic gasp*

AJ: WHAT YOU HAVE SAID HAS INSULTED THE APPLE GODS OF GOLDEN DELICIOUS HEAVEN. YOU MUST BE PUNISHED IN THE FIREY DEPTHS OF THE APPLE PIT.

Rainbow: What?!

AJ: *tackles Rainbow*

Rainbow: AJ! What the buck?!

Meiko: NO ONE INSULTS OUR STUFFS.

Rin: *sees the fighting* OH MY GOD, DA SHIPS. DA FREAKING SHIPS AND FANFICS.

Len: No, Rin.

Rin: I FUCKING SHIP IT.

Len: Good for you, now let's go and burn all your fanfics.

Rin: NYOO, YOU BASTARD.

Rainbow: This day needs to be 20% cooler.

Celestia: EXCUSE ME?! IM THE FREAKING PRINCESS OF THE BURNING SUN. DO NOT INSULT MY DAY.

Luna: NOR INSULT MY MOON. MY MOON IS AWESOME.

Celestia: Actually, your moon does need to be 20% cooler.

Luna: WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?!

Celestia: OH YEAH, YOU HEARD ME.

AJ: MAY THE POWER OF APPLES COMPEL YOU!

Rainbow: What the buck?!

Twi: I don't know, Rainbow. I don't know.

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