My Little Vocaloid: Singing is Magic

Substitute Teachers

Cheerlie: *knocks on castle doors* Princess Twilight? *sniff* Are you there?

Twi: Cheerlie? What are you doing here?

Cheerlie: I-I'm sick, I need a sub to teach the kids. *cough*

Twi: Well, sorry. I can't. I'm gonna go to Canterlot for a few days. Spike and I have to talk to Princess Celestia and Luna.

Cheerlie: Well, do you know anypony who would be willing?

Rin: Willing to do what?

Twi: No, Rin, please go back in-

Rin: Cheerlie! OMG, how can I have forgotten to meet the teacher?

Cheerlie: Meet the teacher? I'm sorry, who are you and how did you know my name and, *sneeze* what I do for a living?

Rin: Eh, forget about it. But what were you asking?

Cheerlie: I'm getting sick. *cough* I need a substitute to cover the classes.

Rin: So, is it like a morning class, an afternoon class, and evening class? Or, is it just a full on school day?

Cheerlie: They're both the same. *sniff*

Rin: Me and my friends will take over then!

Twi: Hey. No, you and your friends are not. You don't know the first thing to teaching.

Rin: I've been watching MLP since the first episode! I know my shit about what you guys learn about.

Cheerlie: Then you should know that we don't curse in front of the kids. Hey, what's MLP?

Rin: A kids' TV show. Now, when do those classes start?

Cheerlie: I'll tell you later. First, tell me how you know so much about us.

Rin: We've got a lot to talk about.

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Twi: Bye Cheerlie! I hope you get better!

Cheerlie: Okay, thanks. *looks around* Tell your friends g-good luck on teaching the kids! *leaves*

Twi: You've got her paranoid now.

Rin: How come you're not?

Twi: Because I know that I inspire little girls. That's not something to be paranoid about.

Rin: Just wait till you find out about Bronies and Pegasisters. They're a lot older than little girls. Then you'll be scared of even talking.

Miku: What's going on?

Rin: We are gonna teach at Ponyville Elementary School!

Len: Hey, I didn't agree to this.

Meiko: I'm not sure I'm allowed at that school.

Kaito: Teaching? Fillies?

Luka: Great. Now I have to cancel my plans.

Miku: Goddamit Rin.

Rin: We start tomorrow! Kaito and Meiko, you're morning class. Len and I are afternoon class. And Miku and Luka are evening class.

Len: Is this the time I should thankful for being forced to watch the school episodes? 'Cause I'm not.

Luka: Why is there an evening class?

Meiko: I'm gonna need a lot of drinks to get through this...

Kaito: Mei, don't drink. We have to get up early and-

Meiko: Shut up. I'm drinking.

🍶Morning Class🍦