Drunk and Crazy

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Two-Bit and Dally: *both stumble into the Curtis house drunk*

Darry: Oh boy.

Two-Bit: Haha you're crazy Winston

Dally: Am not. She's prettier!

Winter: What are they talking about?

lovely_outsider98: They're drunk. They could be talking about anything.

Two-Bit: No way man. My girl's prettier! *points at Joey sitting on the couch*

Dally: You're pointing at the wrong girl, stupid! God sometimes I think you're blind

Two-Bit: Nah I'm death *grins*

Bright-Shine: *laughs*

Two-Bit: What are you laughing at little missy?

Bright-Shine: Oh nothing.

Darry: I think you two should leave. I don't want you staying in my house like this.

Two-Bit: Why not pretty lady? *walks up to Darry*

Darry: Dear gosh, Keith get out of my house.

Dally: You heard the pretty lady Mathews.

Two-Bit: Noooooooo!!!!! I wanna see all the ladies!

Darry *sighs* *mumbles*: God help me

Two-Bit *flops down on the couch next to OnlyInDreams15*: Hiya cutie.

OnlyInDreams15: Ummm....

Bright-Shine: Two, leave her alone. 

Two-Bit: I wanna talk to my girlfriend.

OnlyInDreams15: Well go talk to her and leave me alone *pushes him off the couch*

Two-Bit: Ow! You're mean!

Pony: I can show you meaner if don't leave her alone.

Two-Bit: Fine. Fine, Horseman.

Two-Bit: Man I have a headache now. Thanks Dreamy.

Dally: I've had one listening to you talk this entire time.

Two-Bit: I wanna go to bed. *sprawls out on the floor*

Darry: Get up and go home.

Two-Bit: No! I'm comfortable!

Darry: Ugh!

Two-Bit: Good night everyone! Good night Shiney!

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