Masked Raider (Tagalog)

Absolute Water

We went to work not a single word said. I traced back our conversation earlier and I figured baka nagalit sya sakin dahil hindi ko sinagot yung tanong nya kung paano sya nagka amnesia. Sir Ferdrick called a meeting; he's our direct contact to Central Intellegence Agency sa USA. We gathered all agents involved from the previous mission there.

"Welcome back, Agent Perry!" He smiled generously, shaking hands with Valentina. How this this happen?

"Excuse me?"

"Oh please, have a seat. We've been waiting for your return from the depths of hell. I must say that your hiatus has been a great loss to us, CIA elites."

"Mirriam..." she called to me, mahinang boses na parang may pag aalinlangan. I was far from her seat and I don't know what to do. Nagulat kami pareho, nobody said anything about Perry Winkle's return. Di ko makita sa room si Kate, baka day off nya ngayon.

"I didn't..." I plead. I didn't tell anyone at all. She looked at everyone but me.

"Yesterday's mission was a success thanks to the sacrifice of our beloved agents." Sir Fedrick started the report with a visual aid behind him. "We confirmed that Phoenix and her accomplice took something from the bottom of the dam. We did not expect this to happen but she was there to take the nuclear shells burried under the water. For the past century Philippines has been developing nuclear weapons in order to protect our country. But the production stopped when President Aquino ordered for the deportation of the Americans. Some of those nuclear weapons left untouched by the government were used to build the water dams of the Philippines, and some of them were buried to be used in future wars to come."

Napa inom ng tubig si Sir Fedrick, "We sealed the wholes they made and with god's grace the water level of our major dams are coming back to normal. Now for the most interesting part of this event." He looked at Val...

"Sir Fedrick I don't think this is the right time to discus—."

"Well, well, lintik na Phoenix yun ah. Sa susunod na magkaharap kami talagang gigilitan ko sya sa leeg!"

"Hey, that's my voice!" she said, shocked. "Ha-ha, galing ng voice actors nyo ha."

"Tinker bell, ikaw ba yan?"

"HAH!!!? Are you gay, fucktard? Tinker bell is lame, tell that agent coz I said so!"

"We need your help we're trap here. Nasa main lab kami, we don't have time to chitchat baka pasabugin to ni Phoenix ang lab."

"Let's say...ililibre mo ako ng ramen for the rest of your life whenever I want one."

"Huh? We don't have time to joke about this!"

"Ah... nadumihan yata yung koko ko, maybe I'll drop by sa david's salon mamaya."

"Ugh fine! Please get us out of here!"

"Pilitin mo kooo..." she teased, that's so like her. "hahahahaha!"

Sir fedrick was playing the recorded audio of yesterday's mission. Precisely after nung umalis ako sa station ko.

"Please save us, we have families...I don't wanna die here..." umiiyak na yung agent. At umiiyak din dito yung agent nayun. Agent Cayetano, isang beterang police na napromote to work here sa NIA. He's young and he said he got her girlfriend pregnant kaya nanghingi sya sakin ng cash advance. Would you belive it? Ako pa piniperwisyo eh sya yung nakabuntis! Is it that hard to pull his dick out!? My goodness! And I almost sound like Perry now, I better listen to the report.

"Hnnnnn..." she moaned, "Gosh I haven't had a release in a long time. I'm coming over, who am I talking to?"

"Uh, this is Flash. If you could make it quick, we'd truly appreciate it."