Attack on Reader: Attack on Titan one shots

Connie x Reader: Shingeki no Kindergarten

(Oh my lovelies. I'm so sorry it's taken me so long to rewrite this and to put out stories in general. HIGH SCHOOL IS REALLY HARD, YOU GUYS!!! Wattpad just kinda fell off my radar even though this story has 39.04K VIEWS!!! HOLY CRAP!!! Anyway, I'm so sorry!! I'll write this and hopefully another one soon. I love you guys!! I'm so sorry!!)
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You sighed as you gazed out over the playroom of Shingeki no Kindergarten. Despite the odd name, SNK was a very good kindergarten with very well behaved students. Even the teachers were unbelievably kind. You were a teacher yourself, making SNK that much more amazing. You decided to do a head count to make sure everything was okay.
Ymir and Christa were playing with dolls with Petra-Sensei by a window. Ymir wasn't thrilled playing dolls, but she would do anything for Christa, including play dress up, which was hard for her. Marco and Armin were over in what was cleverly named the Book Nook, SNK's little library. Erwin-Sensei was reading aloud a book about monsters to Armin and Marco. Armin couldn't be more fascinated. His little hands were gripping the bottom of his shirt with a big book on it that said, "Smarty Pants". Marco was curled up in a blanket trying to look brave but clearly wasn't. He didn't like monsters, especially giants, they scared him the most. Erwin looked up from his book to wink at you. You smiled back.
Your gaze shifted to Levi-Sensei, Mikasa and Eren. Levi and Mikasa would stack building blocks up and Eren would knock them over yelling like a maniac because it made Mikasa laugh. When he saw Levi smirk ever so slightly he tried even harder to be funny. You looked over right when Mikasa was wiping joy tears from her eyes with her scarlet scarf, the one Eren had given her about six months ago. Mikasa's pet bunny died on a rainy day. She was outside crying in the rain when Eren went out and gave her his scarf that he wore all the time. They came in soaking wet but holding hands and smiling. Mikasa stuck to Eren like glue ever since that day.
Reiner, Bertholdt and Annie were off in a corner playing with action figures. Reiner and Bertholdt mostly stuck together, but Armin would occasionally get a few words out of Annie. He made her a flower crown once, which really softened her up.
Hanji-Sensei was sitting at a table with Sasha talking to her while she was munching on a steamed potato. Most of the time she was with Connie, your favorite kid at SNK. He was head over heels in love with you. He called you princess (since he had a speech impediment it sounded more like "pwincess".), and said that you were as pretty as a fairy, and even once said you should be president of the world because you were so smart and beautiful (bootafull). Nobody could make you laugh like Connie. A smile appeared on your face and almost immediately disappeared at the sound of a loud clap... No... A slap. Your head whipped around in the direction of the slap to see Jean on the floor and Connie standing above him, fists raised and face red with fury. You quickly ran over and scooped Connie up before he could do any more damage. Everyone was staring at Connie. Even Sasha managed to look up from her potato. You sat Connie down at a table and looked him straight in the eye.

"Connie. Did you hit Jean?" You asked. Connie pouted and looked away.

"Maybe I did, maybe I didn't."

"Connie." You stared deep into his eyes and pierced his tiny 4 year-old soul.

"Fine!! I did hit Jean!! He said Mikasa had pwettiew hair den you! Dat's not wight!! You'we as pwetty as a pwincess!!"

"But that doesn't mean you have to hit him! You could say, I disagree! Or, I don't think that's right! Or, I question your choices critically!" You replied, cutting off Connie before he could flatter you more.

"I kweshton you'we choices cwiticawu?" Connie asked.

"Never mind. The point is, you shouldn't hit people. I want you to go apologize to Jean right now." You said with an authoritative voice.

"Fine. But I still think youw hair is pwettiew." You watched Connie leap off his chair and trot over to Jean. He apologized and he and Jean hugged. He turned to you and gave you a thumbs up. You returned it and smiled.

Kids are pretty damn cute.

(Did you like?! I had to rewrite the whoooole thing!! It really sucked!! YOU BETTER HAVE LIKED IT!! Just kidding, it's fine if you didn't. I'm being so weird right now, it's late and I'm on a little anime high. Does anybody ever get those? Anime highs? Anyway, can we all just go hang out with all the SNK babies? Let's make a portal to the SNK baby world and we can all hold hands and go through the portal and never go to school again and eat steamed potatoes. SOMEBODY BETTER BRING POTATOES!!! Anyway, more stories soon. I'm exhausted. Good night minna!!)