Randomness Book

School Stories

Oreo: Welcome everyone, just sit down and ill start talking like a bird.

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Oreo: So, one time I had a project due on science, believe it or not it was about Owl pellets, Aka poop. And I was like "I aint doing this shit.." So I got a F on the whole project due to me being a strict lazy women of this world.

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Oreo: Now this happened in my 6th grade. So I had a language Arts teacher that was my second favorite, kay? I was walking down the hallway when I over heard a conversation with my friends, I heard that my 6th grade language arts teacher actually switched rolls with a disbehaving student. I know right, and she had her legs on the table. It was funny to me. I wasnt there at the time so I basically thought of it as a joke. But its worth being in here, right?

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Oreo: And, this is actually a sweet moment. And it happened yesterday to be exact. At 6th period, I was at lunch with some friends. Thats right I have reality friends MOM. And one of my friends had these stamps. We all agreed that she would stamp us. And I still have it on my hand, it says "Some Bunny Loves You" Sweet am I right?

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Oreo: And.. This happened today actually. So I was at lunch with my friends, and I had doritos with my lunch. I then saw this guy, he was like a monkey. And that is not a one-day thing. It started when I moved to my friends table. The first time we went past us. He didnt see the Doritos bag. The second time he came, he did notice. And offered me those chocolate kisses and a cookie. First time I accepted but I took the kisses and doritos bag and then ran from my table and back. It was so funny. I went back to my table, and then he comes back, I gave him back the kisses. He told the offer again, I accepted it and got the kisses. I never had those in a year. So it was worth it.

And thats all Im gonna show today! Bai!