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Venom and Eddie: Think we could take em?

"You think you could beat the hulk?"
Eddie scoffed, shoving half of a Hershey's bar in his mouth.
"Yes"
Venom head rested on Eddie's shoulder as they walked home from the gas station near their apartment.
"Please, do not ever.... ever test that theory."
"He's not that much bigger than us. Plus we have sharp teeth. And we're smarter."
"Than Dr. Bruce Banner? The guy has like 10 PHD's!!!"
A few people turned to stare as Eddie yelled a bit to loudly, so Eddie threw up his hood to hide the fact that he was talking to an alien.
"Cuz talking to yourself is muuuuch better."
"Shut it slime-ball."
"Anyway yeah Banner is... slightly smarter than us but I bet even Walter is smarter than the hulk."
"That's pushing it a bit far don't you think?"
"I dunno. We did teach him how to roll over."
"Yeah and it only took us a whole bag of treats and 3 days."
"Bet you couldn't teach the hulk to roll over in three days."
He had a point. Eddie shoved the chocolate rapper in his pocket and hummed.
"What about Stark?"
"What about him?"
"Think we could take him?"
"Maybe"
Eddie laughed.
"So you could take the freakin hulk, but not Ironman?"
"Ironman has fire. And he can fly. We'd probably have like a... 50% chance."
Eddie nodded.
"Seems fair. Rogers?"
"HA! You're funny. We'd eat that guy in half a second."
"Thor?"
Venom shivered.
"I don't even wanna think about it. That guy's a bigger monster than us."
Eddie blinked. Not much scared venom, but if he was going to be scared of anything, the god of thunder was a reasonable choice.
"Ok... what about black widow."
"Like... 65%"
Eddie almost stopped in his tracks.
"She's human! With no powers!"
"She could choke you out with her pinky finger. She has a scary name for a reason."
Eddie grumbled.
"Fine. Vision."
"Why would we fight the robot?"
"Maybe he turns evil."
"Evil robot? Cliche."
"I think we could take him."
"Oh yeah totally. He's a wimp. It's his girlfriend you should watch out for."
Eddie nodded.
"What about Spider-Man?"
"Who is this Spider-Man?" Venom asked.
Eddie pulled up a video of the avengers fighting in Germany, and pointed out the web-slinger.
"Hmm... he looks... tiny."
"Yeah but he packs a real punch. Apparently he took out both the winter soldier and the falcon single handedly while cracking jokes."
"OoOoh I love a challenge."
Eddie rolled his eyes.
"We aren't actually going to fight him V."
"That's what you think."
Eddie unlocked the door to his apartment and stepped inside.
"Woof"
Walter ran up to Eddie, his nails clicking on the wooden floor.
Eddie grabbed a treat off the counter.
"Roll over."
Walter just kind of, locked his legs and flopped onto his side with a thud.
Eddie gave him a treat anyway.