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Venom and Eddie: Exploring NYC

Eddie
Despite the fact that the voice came from inside his head, Eddie still jumped, dropped his phone, and frantically looked around his apartment for the source of the voice.
Eddie you'd think you'd get used to this by now.
"Ah yes because normally it only takes around three to five business days to get used to the alien slime talking to you in your head."
...
"Did you want something?" Eddie sighed as he scooped up his phone and gave the snoring Walter a pat on the head.
Can you let me out?
"Huh?" What was that supposed to mean?
You know... like... can I...
"Yeeeesss?" Eddie drawled.
Can I take over your body and run around outside?
"NO! Absolutely not!"
But you get to go wherever you want.
"I don't eat people!"
Neither do I when you tell me not to!
"Plus what if someone sees you?!"
Venom forced Eddie's head toward the magazine on the table with a picture of Venom fighting Drake's men on the cover.
Spoiler alert, they've already seen me.
"No." Eddie concluded, taking a sip of soda and checking his texts from Anne. She still hadn't responded to his text about meeting up sometime.
Please?
Eddie coughed and spit out his drink. Walter whine at the noise and rolled into his back, burying his head in the couch cushions before he went back to snoring.
"Did you just say please?"
Regretfully.
Eddie rubbed his hands over his eyes and growled.
"FINE here's the rules."
He felt Venom's mood perk up instantly.
"Number One! No eating/hurting any living thing."
Fine.
"No damaging property."
Ok.
"No going to Anne's"
Why?
"Because she thinks you're dead!"
Why?
"It's complicated."
Fine! Anything else?
Eddie went over his list in his head.
"No that's about it."
Excellent.
Eddie watched the fangs close over his head and shuddered. For a second it felt like he was being eaten alive.
But then venom was in the drivers seat, and Eddie could only watch.
Venom spun, and just to see what would happen, he grabbed Walter by his scruff, and snarled in his face. Walter simply sneezed, spraying spit all over Venom, and then stared lazily at the symbiote until he let him go.
That dog really is stupid.
"Agreed."
Venom pried open the fire escape and looked down.
Venom no.
"Venom yes"
And he leapt, free-falling all of 3 stories while Eddie screamed.
"Baby"
Parasite.
"Take it back!"
No
"Take it back!!"
Never
"I will ea- what is that?!"
Venom stared wide eyed at a white fluff ball with glowing eyes.
It's a cat.
"It's leaking air."
That's called hissing.
"What does it mean?"
It means it doesn't like you.
Venom contemplated that for a second, and then he grinned and hissed right back.
The cat yowled and bounded away so fast it's legs were a blur.
"This is fun."
Only you Venom, only you.
Blue and red light flooded the alley for a moment, followed by the piercing sound of police sirens.
Venom cackled in delight.
Be careful.
As venom chased after the police units via rooftop he muttered,
"I never am."
Was that supposed to be comforting?
"Nope."