Symbrock doing stuff

Venom and Eddie: Lazy Day

Eddie threw himself onto the couch, scaring the hunk of fur that called it home.
Walter snorted in annoyance, and walked straight over to the other end of the couch.
"What's up with him?"
Venom lifted his head off of the arm rest,
"You don't pay enough attention to him."
Eddie scoffed. "And he's mad about it?"
Venom nodded, and Eddie's smile fell.
"Do you speak dog?" He asked quietly.
"Why are you whispering?"
"I don't know!" Eddie whispered again.
"No I don't speak dog."
Eddie leaned back and gave Venom the once over before turning back to the TV.
"Disappointing."
"What did you just say?"
"Nothing... OH look game of thrones is on!"
Venom snuck over Eddie's shoulder to the bowl of popcorn sitting next to him.
Quick as a cobra, he struck, his head disappearing inside the bowl as popcorn flew everywhere.
"VENOM WHY?"
Venom popped back up, chewing half a bowl of popcorn.
"Needs more salt."
He said before he dove for the bowl again.
Eddie grabbed the bowl and yanked it away, throwing popcorn all over the floor.
Walter hopped off the couch and began inhaling the popcorn.
"Huh. Who needs a vacuum when you got a Walter?"
"Give"
Eddie tried to physically hold Venom back, but when his hand touched Venom, the symbiote went straight through him up his arm and reappeared on the other side, lunging for the popcorn.
"That's not fair!"
"I want. Gimme."
"No! I made it, it's mine!"
"Yeah but you're my host, therefore, I get 50%"
"You've already eaten like all of it!"
"80%"
"Venom there's like 5 pieces left! I'm hungry!"
"You just ate like a whole pizza."
"So? Stop!"
*knock knock*
"Hey man can you keep it down?"
Eddie glared daggers at Venom, who stared innocently at the TV.
"Yeah. Sorry!" He called at the door.
He grabbed a handful of couch popcorn and threw it at Venom's head.
Venom growled, and Eddie threw some more.
"I swear if you don't stop-"
"You're gonna eat me?"
Venom looked surprised.
"That's exac-"
He was interrupted by Eddie grabbing what was left of the popcorn and throwing it at Venom.
Walter hopped up on the couch before Venom could bite Eddie's head off, and laid his head on Eddie's leg.
Venom growled but settled back down on the armrest, and Eddie fell asleep to the sound of Venom ranting about how if dragons existed on this world it would be so much more interesting.