My Artwork and Shit #2 (Cringe Warning)

if u think my room is a mess u should see the rest of my life

im playing the jumin route on mystic messenger

and sarah shows up saying "wHAt aRE yOu dOInG at mY finANcE's hOuSE in thE miDDLe oF tHE dAy???"

and i said to myself "oh would you rather me be here in his bed at night? but wait, i already was last night little bitch"

then i whipped and realized how lonely i am

sometimes i forgot i go to one of the best, most wealthy schools in colorado until the teacher says some shit like "you guys dont know what its like at poor schools, schools that arent like us are pretty bad"

like hol up mate

i hate to be that guy

but ive gone to my fair share of schools

none in like,,, the ghetto

imeanonetimesomeonedidnttrustmyjudgementbecauseofmymiddleschool-

seriOUSLY THOUGH I WAS CORRECTING SOME BITCH'S GRAMMAR AND HE DEADASS SAID "i cant trust you, you're from [middle school name]"

later:

Y'ALL I HAD A WILD HALLOWEEN I WENT TO CHLOE'S HOUSE WITH A COUPLE PEOPLE I KNEW AND A COUPLE OF HER FRIENDS THAT I DID NOT KNOW OF

SO WE WERE ALL CHILLING OUT AFTER GOING TRICK OR TREATING (i didnt get any candy bc i was too nervous) WATCHING THE RING AND TRADING CANDY

AND HOMEBOY (one of chloe's friends i didnt know well and had only met a couple hours prior) HOLDS UP SOME GOOD SHIT

AND SAYS "anyone wanna trade for it??"

so i sucked his dick in the bathroom for candy lmaoo

his friends all high fived him and wowie i cant wait to be known as the high school slut at a different hecking high school lolol

now its just a meme

"pulling an emerson" means sucking a dick i guess lmao

im cryin

i know this guy for literally two hours and the next thing i know his cock's in my mouth im-

i mean now i feel real ashamed of myself and kinda remorseful but at this point, lets face it, im probably just gonna do it again on some other random guy

halloween is wild yo this is my favorite holiday so much shit can go down

and since its not a family holiday you dont have to feel guilty about anything weird

next day:

chLOE'S BEEN TELLING EVERYONE WE KNOW THAT I SUCKED A DICK SKSKSKKS N O

anyway

heres a drawing of emily bc it was her birthday

next next next day:

i tried vaping lolol

fun stuff y'all

next day:

hey hey hey im gonna treat y'all with some extra art ;)

my friend is fukcing gorgeous so i tried to paint her and i-

next day:

my friends: we're against slut shaming! it's degrading and toxic for women

me: im gonna go suck a dick this weekend

my friends: eMERSON WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE GONNA GO GET STDs AND FUCKING DI E YOU SLUT

y'all are such hypocrites omgg

they're so mad lmaoo

chloe: emerson we're just worried that everyone is gonna find out at your school

also chloe (with a megaphone): HEY EVERYONE EMERSON GAVE A GUY A BLOWJOB

and

my friends: ughhh im so horny i want some dick lol

me: *gets some dick*

my friends: emerson why the fuck are you such a slut

i cannot beliEVE i gave one person head aND NOW IM A WHOrE

whAT THE FUC K

next day:

literally all my friends: emerson dont suck your friend's dick on saturday

me:

next next next day:

guess who sucked some dick yesterday yeet

this chapter is fuking mess im sorry

nO BUT HE TEXTED ME SAYING THAT I ACCIDENTALLY CUT HIS DICK WITH MY TEETH SKSKSKS

my mom: emerson i'm glad that the worst influence you are on your friends is that you swear a lot

me:

a good child is me

i need to publish this chapter before it gets any worse jfc