John Lennon: Hello everyone on wattpad! I am here to give you tips on how to cook a turkey. (George is not doing this because he eats he doesnt cook)
George Harrison: I do so!
John Lennon: You ONCE ROASTED MY CORNFLAKES!!!
George Harrison: IT WASNT ROASTING!!
John Lennon: I LIKE MY CORNFLAKES WITH COLD MILK!!
George Harrison: I was trying to MAKE THE CORNFLAKES CRUNCHIER FOR YOU!!
John Lennon: HOW IS IT HARD TO MAKE CORNFLAKES AND MILK!!!???!
George Harrison: BECAUSE YOU LIKE YOURS CRUNCHY SO YOU CAN SIT ON THEM!!!
John Lennon: I dont sit on cornflakes!!!!
George Harrison: When you're drunk you do
John Lennon: Well Im gonna give tips to these amazing people on how to cook a turkey!
George Harrison: NOOOO!!! DONT!! YOUR BAD AT COOKING TIPS!!!
John Lennon: Well watch and learn! *gets a cooking book out*
George Harrison: Oh boy....
John Lennon: You are Helping Me Harrison!!!! Okay first step go to the kitchen.
George Harrison: Where is your kitchen John??
John Lennon: ITS ALREADY THE FIRST STEP AND YOU DONT KNOW WHERE MY KITCHEN IS???
George Harrison: WELL I DONT LIVE HERE!!!
John Lennon: Good point the kitchen is where Im at right now
George Harrison: But that doesnt help!!!
John Lennon: I know XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
George Harrison: I have found a green door
John Lennon: That leads you to the toilet
George Harrison: Im still walking
John Lennon: Good
George Harrison: I've found white doors
John Lennon: Thats the bathroom and shower room
George Harrison: WHERE IS YOUR KITCHEN!!!!!!
John Lennon: IS WHERE I AM STANDING!!!
George Harrison: CAN YOU PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!
John Lennon: WE ARE STILL STUCK ON THE FIRST INSTRUCTION!!!??? WE HAVEN'T EVEN GET TO THE SECOND INSTRUCTION!!!
George Harrison: Whats the second instruction?
John Lennon: Is to buy a turkey! Oh wait a minute.... Thats the first instruction.....
George Harrison: NOW I HAVE TO FIND THE FRONT DOOR!!!!
John Lennon: WHY IS THIS SOOOOO HARRRDDDD!!!!
John Lennon: Im going to go to the shops to buy a turkey!! YOU GEORGE stay here and find the kitchen!!!
George Harrison: WHY IS THERE SO MANY STAIRS AND DOORS!!!
John Lennon: BYE GEORGE!!
George Harrison: NO! DONT LEAVE!!!
John has left
George Harrison: Well thats just great.....

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