EPPY FAINTED STEIN!

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John Lennon: Guys great news! Eppys fainted!

Ringo Starr: And can you please explain why that's great news.

George Harrison: i get it XD John just like to see Eppy faint XD

Paul McCartney: Well he does faint many times. Remember at the buffet and he saw us SO big that he fainted.

George Harrison: I went to the buffet yesterday lol thanks for the buffet tickets Rings! and... I wonder if he saw me big.....

John Lennon:  He did

George Harrison: What!

John Lennon: XD Gotcha! XD

George Harrison: Well he did see us big when we ALL were at the buffet.

Ringo  Starr: Yeah what great memories

George Harrison: Rings that happened last week XD 

Ringo Starr: Yeah that ice cream though *drools*

George Harrison: Imagine Eppy eating tho 

John Lennon:  But you wouldnt be happy George, hey why are we even talking about the buffet when we are suppose to talk about the faints of Brian Eppy Stein. 

Ringo Starr:  Eppy Fainting Stein!!!

Paul McCartney: Well I did see him faint in the bathtub.

John Lennon:  WHY WERE YOU IN THE BATHROOM????

Paul McCartney:  Because I left my favourite comb and as I was there, I saw Eppy with his legs stuck in the air. There was no water in the bath tub because I drained it out after I had me bath. 

Ringo Starr: He did have his clothes on right? RIGHT??

Paul McCartney: Yeah his Beatle undies.

John Lennon:  OMG BEATLE UNDIES THEY ARE SELLING NOW??? Epstein said he was selling clothes and records! 

Ringo Starr: UNDIES ARE CLOTHES!!!

John Lennon: No they are your underwear!!!!

Paul McCartney: UNDIES ARE UNDERWEARS AND THEY ARE CLOTHES BECAUSE YOU WEAR THEM!!

John Lennon:  Thanks Paul

George Harrison: The question is Paul why did Eppy faint in the bath?

John Lennon:  Maybe he just fainted XD When people say in movies "I can explain!!!"

Me? "I Cant Explain!!!" XD

George Harrison: You basically cant explain anything XD

John Lennon:  Exactly.

Ringo Starr:  I think Eppy must have fainted because he saw a rubber duck

John Lennon:  Why would you say that?

Ringo Starr:  He told me hes no fan of rubber ducks.

Paul McCartney: But why?

Ringo Starr:  Eppy says that Rubber ducks are ducks that rub you. He hates the feelings of rubber ducks.

John Lennon:  XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD So if he touched Pauls Rubber Duck he must have fainted XD XD XD

John Lennon:  MAYBE HE FAINTED BECaUSE HE SAW PAUL NAKED!!!

Ringo Starr:  LMAO that rhymes! 

Maybe he fainted 

because he saw Paul Naked

Now it doesnt rhyme.....................................................

Paul McCartney:  WHAT?! I WAS IN MY BATH ROBES! Well Ringos bath robes because I had mine broken.......

John Lennon: XD  Well that explains it because Ringos robes are to short for you XD XD  XD   XD 

Paul McCartney:  So are you saying what I think you are saying Lennon?

John Lennon:  XD Yep! He must have seen your shiny long legs, wrapped around Ringos Short robes but easy to see and your butt a bit.

Paul McCartney:  OH GOD! 

George Harrison:  Oh so THATS why he fainted in the bath

John Lennon:  To be honest he faints to many times

Ringo Starr:  Yeah. 

George Harrison:  Fainting is his hobby XD XD XD XD XD XD 

Paul McCartney: I think I know why Brian would be fainting SOOOOO many times XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD 

George Harrison:  Why?!

Ringo Starr:  Yeah why?

John Lennon:  TELL ME WHY!!

Paul McCartney: XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD Hes been waiting for John to catch him while he faints XD

John Lennon: *Spits Out Water* WHAT?!

George Harrison:  But Johns never caught him XD

Ringo Starr:  How lovely

John Lennon:  Oh God help me.

George Harrison:  My Sweet Lord! He has helped you

John Lennon: Thanks George

George Harrison: Any time at All

John Lennon: XD 

Ringo Starr:  I wonder John if you would ever catch Eppy when he faints.

John Lennon:  I wonder Ringo that I wouldnt

George Harrison:  Then he does XD XD

Paul McCartney: XD

John Lennon:  The doorbell rung

George Harrison:  Then get to the door and tell us who it is

John Opens The Door To His House

Paul McCartney:  So who was it John?

John Lennon: It was Eppy. He fainted right in front of me'

Ringo Starr:  Your so bad at catching John XD

John Lennon:  I know XD

George Harrison: At least he catches Cyn when she faints. Right John?

John Lennon:  She doesn't faint a lot unlike Eppy.

George Harrison:  But you WOULD catch her John

John Lennon:  Yeah I would.

Ringo Starr:  XD XD XD XD Drops Yoko XD XD XD

John Lennon: Why is Yoko in this????

(A/N: Ive learnt John first meet Yoko on November 9th 1966) 

Paul McCartney: I hope you sort out Eppy whos on the ground outisde your door

John Lennon: Sure I will *closes Door* 

Ringo Starr:  Oh John.

Hi Everyone! Sorry I took So long With my Update I was busy with stuff that I needed to finish because I was trying to figure out how to play "Something" on guitar. And Im trying my best to play the solo part which is quite hard but my fingers are use to it now! 







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