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AKPOS: My new bicycle has been
stolen.POLICE: When did u notice?
AKPOS: This morning.
POLICE: Do you have a suspect?
AKPOS: Yes, my mum and dad.
POLICE: Why do you suspect them?
AKPOS: Yesterday at midnight I heard. Mum said "Make it stand well so I can seat on it very well" and dad said "Climb up fast before it falls". And mum
said "Push slowly slowly don't hurt me o".POOLICE: Hahaha o boy na senior bicycle be that ooo
ME: *Laughs in spiritual powers* runs away

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Funny Random Things That Only Nigerians Will Understand(ProjectNigeriaUC2017)
RandomThis is just a whole book filled with events, jokes and incidents that every Nigerian person and African person will understand. Note: I do not own any of the Jokes or pictures. I have simply compiled them. Thanks