Star Wars Rebels One Shots

Darth Maul, Sir

This is a special for 10K views! Thank you all so much and I hope you enjoy this Hamilton/Rebels mashup. I might later change Alexander Hamilton from Kanan to Ezra, but I am not sure yet. Enjoy!!! Original from Hamilton is above!

Darth Maul Sir:

Full Company: Capital City(I don't have a year, oops)

Kanan: Pardon me, are you Darth Maul? Sir?

Maul: That depends, who's asking?

Kanan:Oh, sure sure. I'm Kanan Jarrus, I'm at your service sir. I have been, looking for you!

Maul: I'm getting nervous.

Kanan: Sir! I heard your name at the temple! I was seeking an accelerated study, when i got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yous. I may have punched him, it's a blurr, sir! He handles the credentials-

Maul: You punched at clone maker?

Kanan: ...Yes! I wanted to do what you did! Graduate and enjoy the rebellion, he looked at me like I was stupid. I'm not stupid! So, how'd you do it? How'd you finish training so fast?

Maul: It was my masters dying wish before he passed.

Kanan: You're a survivor I'm a survivor, man i wish there was a war so we could that we're worth more than anyone bargained for.

Maul: Can I buy you a drink?

Kanan: That would be nice.

Maul: While we're talking let me offer you some free advice: Talk less.

Kanan: What?

Maul: Smile more. Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for.

Kanan: You can't be serious.

Maul: You wanna get ahead?

Kanan: Yes.

Maul: Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead.

Ezra: HEY, YA YO YA YO YO! WHAT TIME IS IT?

Ezra/Zeb/Rex:SHOWTIME!

Maul: Like I said...

Ezra/Zeb/Rex:SHOWTIME SHOWTIME WHOOO

Ezra: I'm Ezra Bridger in the place to be. Two pints of blue milk but I'm working on three. Those Imps don't don't want it with me. 'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!

Rex(I had no clue if I should make it a language form star wars, but that would be kinda hard, so French...):Oui, oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Captain Rex. The Lancelot of the rebellion set. I came from afar just to say bonsoir. Ask the Emperor, who's the best, c'est moi.

Zeb: Brrrah, brraaah I am Garazeb Orrelious. Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said come again. Ay, lock up ya daughters and tauntauns, of course. It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets.

Ezra: No more stealing, pour me another drink, let's raise a couple more

Ezra/Zeb/Rex:TO THE REBELLION

Ezra: If it ain't the pride of Mandalore, Darth Maul, give us a verse, drop some knowledge.

Maul: Good luck with that you're taking a stand, you spit, I'mma sit, we'll see where we land.

Zeb: Oh the war is imitate, what do you stall for?

Kanan: If you stand for nothing Maul, what will you fall for?

Ezra:Ooo, who are you?

Zeb:Who are you?

Rex:Who are you?

Ezra/Zeb/Rex: Ooo, who is this guy, what's he gonna do?