Just an attempt at writing a bunch of EXO reactions because I have so many requests that there's no way someone will write them all unless I write them myself.
Rated M for sexual references.
Kai: "Such a lowlife-" You look at them with distaste "How dare you talk about my hubby like that" Even when they've begun to apologise for their mistake you keep going "What a piece of trash"
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Sehun: Trying real hard not to laugh because it would rub salt in the others wounds. Attempts to hold you back "Dont make it worse baby, they're going to cry"
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Suho: You were hosting the awards with Gim Gura and he just insulted your love asking you "What's it like living with the most boring man on earth?" You simply replied "I dunno. I'm not living with you"
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Chanyeol: You shut them down in one go for maliciously saying your husband looked like a monkey due to his ears "Dry."
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