Just an attempt at writing a bunch of EXO reactions because I have so many requests that there's no way someone will write them all unless I write them myself.
Rated M for sexual references.
Baekhyun: *Mutters to himself "(Y/N) never pays attention to me anymore"
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Kyungsoo: *On the outside is fine reassuring you "No no I understand wife. Our baby is most important" but internally feels like screaming
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Lay: *Feels rejected and complains to other dads because they seem to understand the same struggle
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Luhan: He has to be a responsible adult as well, but its been 3 weeks since he spent some alone time with you. "I have needs too babe..."
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Tao: *"Fine I'll just control myself again." *Rethinks the choice to go for another baby so soon
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Kai: "No, let me do it." Blocks you from going into your daughter's room. Insists its nap time for baby "And we're getting a babysitter"
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Suho: "Ah dammit" No one warned him about this part when he became a dad. He really didn't want to take another cold shower
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Chanyeol: "Aish" This was the fifth time he was interrupted in the middle of sexy time with you. "Our son needs to learn to share yeobo"
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Sehun: "I love you baby girl, but I don't like you right now." You can tell he's getting cranky, but scold him nonetheless "Honey how can you say that to your daughter?!"
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Xiumin: "Hmm alright..." Reminds himself that this isn't going to last forever. Just until you've weaned your son and he's a bit more independent
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Chen: Can't believe it happened again. You chose your daughter over him. And after all he did to spoil her already "You're so greedy..."
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Kris: *Dark clouds hanging over his head. Accepts that its probably gonna be a reality from now on.
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