Harry: how you walk; you’re pigeon toed. "I’m sure she walks like that on purpose to look cute. Only Harry can look cute being pigeon toed, dumb bitch."
Liam: your weight. "You’re fifty times his size. Go on a treadmill. Or maybe starve yourself, it’ll work faster."
Louis: your acne. "Get some proactive, it might make him like you a little more."
Niall: how frizzy your hair can get sometimes. "Get your weave fixed, ugly bitch."
Zayn: how your teeth are a little big. "Leave him alone, horse face."
