quick kingdom au real quick

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Kaito: king

Everyone else: probably peasants

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Rin: just a few more minutes until SCHOOL IS OVER. AND TODAY IS FRIDAY!!!!!

teacher: ah ah we have weekend homework lol

Rin: WHAT THE FUCK!!! ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME!!! NO!!!

Rin: -pulling out machine gun- WHOM THE HELL APPROVED OF THIS!!!! WAS IT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!??!!;!

Teacher: nyaa nu the king uwu gave us a quick update like 2 seconds ago to assign you super important neccassaascary homework nyaa ahhh

Student in the back: what the fuck is the homework?!

Teacher: I-it's a focus on our narrative essays..... Historical fiction..... On the king.... And his life story......

All the students in the classroom:

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Rin, later: I'm sick and FUCKING TIRED of this MOTHERFUCKING HOMEWORK and these MOTHERFUCKING KINGS

Len: ok lol... The fuck are you gonna do....

Rin: HEE CAN FUCKKING FIGHT ME

Lily, somewhere: oh my GOD SHUT UP

Rin: FUCKING FIGHT ME

Crowd of people: -around-

Len: hey what are you guys doing?

People: oh, this is "we hate the king and wanna start a revolution but don't wanna do the work" club. We meet every Friday at 3 o clock, if you've seen our flyers posted around and stuff

Rin: wanna start a REVOLUTION

people: ehh sure why not

Lily: I can't believe this.....

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Kaito: tell me, how are the wonderful people of kaitoland doing? :)

Um Oliver assistant: ahh..... You know.... They still hate you and are starting to gain alliance with the French without your consent of the foreign policies..... But you know.... That's normal....

Kaito: marvelous

Sounds: -are heard-

Kaito: -hears them-

Kaito: what's that? -turns-

Oliver: idk I'll check up

Oliver : -goes to the balcony-

Oliver: oh no

Oliver: -sees a massive violent protest where it's the people versus the kings armed guards-

Kaito: wat

Oliver: um.... They're trying to overthrow you sir....

Kaito: impossible!!! Only if theymanage to successfully retrieve and wear my crown then they can overthrow me ùwú

Rin: -kicks open the door, bursts in screaming while shooting everywhere-

Rin: -dives to kaito-

Oliver: -smacks her away-

Rin: -takes no damage like a cockroach , up instantly-

Rin: REVOLUTION REVOLUTION REVOLUTION

oliver: -jumps in front of kaito, fucking obliterated-

Kaito: ....ah shit mate.....

Rin: -snatches crown-

Rin: AHAHAHAHA GUESS WHOS KING NOW CUNT FUCK

kaito: -turns into dust-

Rin: -uses their bodies to sacrifice and call for Satan while jerking off- ÒwÓ

Rin: -uses their bodies to sacrifice and call for Satan while jerking off- ÒwÓ

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(yes I drew that)

(also I wrote this like 2 months ago jc)

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