Everyone: -flips their shit-
Rin: hold onto your tities ladies and gents and whatever the fuck
Rin: I will get that son of a bitch you claim to be a witch
Rin: whoa I should make that a song oh my god
Gakupo: oh! Rin! Can I be in charge??!
Rin: I don't give a fuck so whatever
Gakupo: yesss!!!
Rin: alright Josephine, let's go -does the horse riding thing-
-later-
Rin: fuck it's cold as balls here
Rin: goddammit why can't it be modern time yet
Rin: -falls off her horse-
Rin: ow
Rin: -rolls over-
Rin: damm leeks
Josephine: -runs the fuck away-
Rin: -screaming:
-even later-
Rin: it's amazing I'm not dead
Rin: the things I do for you, Neru
Rin: -falls into a river-
Rin: HOW DO I AM NOT DEAD
Rin: hey it's a convenient store how wonderful
Rin: -goes in-
Some dude we'll name Big Al: why hello there little white shota boy
Rin: how
Big Al: ah ah ah, how bout you shit those lips and see what those hands can do
Rin: -discomfort-
Rin: -gets a boots, big coat, and other shit-
Rin: -also does the alluring secret hair-
Rin: alright how much so I can get the fuck outta here
Big al: why that'll be
Big Al:
Big Al: 99.95¢
Rin: ok -pays-
Big al: oh goddammit
Len: -walks in, half covered in snow-
Rin:
Big Al:
Len:
Rin:
Big Al:
Len: what? Never seen a blonde whose been in labour?
Big al: why hello there little white girl
Len: I'm a dude
Big al: -screaming-
Len:
Rin:
Len:
Rin:
Len: dildos
Rin: what the fuck
Len: there are actual dildos behind you
Rin: the fuck -turns-
Dildos: -for sale-
Rin: the fuck
Len: the fuck is right
Big al: fack
Len: wait a minute
Len: you're a pedophile aren't you? I can tell by the half nude children tied up in the sauna
Big al: what
Len: I mean
Len: they're literally right there
Big al:
Big al:
Len: you're a child molester aren't you
Len: -gets kicked out-
Len: -muffled screaming-
Some moose we'll name male Josephine because reference: neigh
Len: oK sO uM
--
Big al: well that's taken care of
Rin:
Rin: I'll just buy that shit too and be on my way
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Len: sluts atre better than people
Len: se-josEphine, don't you think that's right?
Len: yeah, nice girls are nice, but no good for nut sucking. They'll need a serine night to green light a butt fucking. Boo to the nice girls, praise be to slut fucking
Len: I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed. I've never fucked or sucked these sluts thus my nuts are fucking pissed. So when I fuck the lucky slut, my nut removes her from the list. Another dumb cum bucket strapped from my nut sucking sucking nut butt fucking suck it list
Rin: what the fuck
Len: -screaming-
Crippling depression. Not the best thing to confront about with your mom especially when it's yours and she finds out
