WTF Wattpad!?

WTF WATTPAD!?: WRITING GIRLS

*coughs* This is for them male and female writers that seem to not know shit about women and crap.

So um imma just list shit because both male and female writers tend to eff up girls in books.

• Girls do not wake up perfect

• When they get out the showers their hair does not 'flow'. Most of the time its sticking everywhere. Or if you have curls and afros it'll either get softer or more tight. Mostly soft but it'll still stick.

• Yes! Some girls can run in high heels! (My friend once ran across the whole campus at Cairo with her instrument in hand with five inch heels on. It is possible.

•But after awhile them shits hurt their feet.

•BREAKING THE HEEL OFF THEM SHITS DOES NOT MAKE THEM FLATS

•THEIR NIPPLES AREN'T HARD ALL THE TIME. SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL?!

•For those uneducated dumbasses: you cannot hold in a period.

•They also do not use tampons for pleasure

•Females can have abs!!! And any other kind of muscles- cheesus. Even my asexual ass finds females with more muscle better looking than others.

•not all females are skinny

•not all females are pale as fuck

•not all females have long hair

• Some females can't feel their period

•Some females are not whiny while on their period. Some of them can have less energy and be sluggish and some can remain the same.

• Not. All. Females. Are. Damsels. In. Distress.

•Most females can be manipulative

•Some females can actually do more mental harm than physical.

•not all of them are weak.

• They cannot wear a thong everyday.

•For those uneducated porn writers:  YOU DO NOT PUT THE PENIS IN THE CLIT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

• I have been told that having sex on their period can be really painful. ((This has been debunked. It is only painful if the cramps are painful)).

• Not all females have high voices

•it is ok to make them stronger than males

•it is okay to make them smarter.

• Stop making the characters call them bitch as an insult. Get creative with that shit.

• Believe it or not, females are more likely to slut shame other females.

• Some of them have very high self esteem

• Some of them have high sex drives

• some of them have low or none

•Some of them aren't sexually  attracted to people at all

•please for the love of Saint Theresa on a motorcycle doing cartwheels, learn female biology and anatomy if you are gonna write explicit things.

•some of the shit y'all write scares me.

I'm going to do a male list but feel free to add some more things in the comments. The things listed or just some of the things I paid more attention to on wattpad.