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Knives & Tentacles ~ Sleffrey (Slender Man x Jeffery - Creepypasta)

Girl: "EEEK!!! AHH!!!"

Jeff: "Get back here you little runt! Don't make it harder on yourself!"

The girl kept running and running as fast as she could through the woods. Jeff The Killer was right on her tail. Suddenly she tripped over a tree root.

Jeff: "Ha! Gotcha now, bitch!... What the..."

The girl was suddenly picked up by what looked like a long black tentacle. It was the Slender Man.

Jeff: "HEY! I don't know what kind of freak you are, but this is MY prey, go look for your own girl!"

Slender Man sent the girl away, probably another dimension or something. Then he came up to Jeff.

Slender: "YOU are in MY forest. This prey belongs to me."

Jeff: "Why you anorexic son of a bitch, I've been chasing that chic down for ten fucking minutes, you give me my prey back right now!"

Slender: "DID YOU JUST CALL ME ANOREXIC?! I'll have you know I am very well nourished, this is my natural state, I am certainly not anorexic!"

Jeff: "Oh save your excuses you blank expressed lawyer."

Slender: "I-... LAWYER? Look here you joker wannabe, I will not tolera..."

Jeff: "JOKER WANNABE?! OH THAT IS IT!"

Jeff went right at Slender Man with his knife, but Slender teleported. Slender then picked Jeff up by the leg with his tentacle. Jeff then cut it off and Slender got really pissed. They went head on and were punching and teleporting and knifing and kicking for about 6min, until they heard a screech and paused.

Slender: "My trees!!!"

He got up and teleported towards a lake nearby.

Jeff: "Hey you anorexic octopus! Get back here! I'm not finished with you!" he screamed as he ran towards Slender Man.

When Jeff got up to where Slender Man was, he stopped dead in his tracks and pulled a second kitchen knife.

Jeff: "Well well well. If it isn't Jason Voorhees. The bastard who killed off the whole camp I was gonna slowly raid!!! I'll get you for that!"

Slender: "You know this imbecile?! Well, perhaps we do have something in common. This fiend has been including my trees as collateral damage of his wreckless homicidal sprees!"

Jeff: "Are you offering an alliance Mr. Anorexia?"

Slender: "Mph. Yes. I will return to you your damn prey as well. As long as you cease calling me anorexic!!"

Jeff: "Alright, alright. You got yourself a deal Mr. Tall and Handsome."

Slender: ...

Jeff: *poker face* "Never mind, let's just take care of this prick."

Slender Man nodded and they went over to teach Jason a big bad lesson. Jeff charged at Jason with dual knives and just as Jason was going to strike Jeff with his machete, Slender disarmed him. Jeff stabbed Jason's arm and Jason flipped Jeff over. Jeff crashed on the ground and slid until he was stopped by a tree. Slender entangled Jason's limbs with his tentacles, but Jason reached his machete and cut himself loose of Slender's grip. Slender screeched and Jeff got up as quickly as he could and ran over to catch Jason off guard. Jason's attention was currently on Slender Man so Jeff made his move and leaped on Jason from behind and stabbed his back. Jason then rolled over, pushing Jeff off. Slender was suddenly out of sight.

Jeff: "Hey! You're not letting me fight this guy alone are ya?!"

Slender yelled at Jeff telepathically;

Slender: "Jeff, lure him to the lake! I'll then make my move and throw him in!"

Jeff: "Fine." he then mumbled "make me do the hard part, why don't ya!" to himself.

Slender: "I heard that."

Jeff: "Save it, slendy."

"slendy?" Slender Man thought to himself. If he had eyes he would have rolled them.

Jeff: "Yo Voorhees! Over here you hockey masked loser!"

Jason directed his complete attention to Jeff.

Jeff: "Yeah, you! I bet a fool like you that hides his ugly face under a mask can't catch a swift and smexy killer like me!"

Jason got real damn pissed and started chasing Jeffrey all around. Jeff ran straight towards the lake and didn't see Slender anywhere. He kept running and out of seemingly no where, Slender grabbed Jason and threw him in the middle of the lake.

Jeff: "Fuck yeah... we... w-we... we... got... him..."

Jeff blacked out and collapsed on the ground. It seems that when he had been flipped he injured himself with his knife and he had been slowly bleeding into unconsciousness. Slender yelled out Jeff's name, but it was useless. He was shut down. Slender took him to an old beaten up building that used to be a small school.

~time lapse~

Jeff: "Ugh... my head hurts." he slowly opened his eyes and saw Slender staring right at him (well, as much as an eyeless creature can stare). "AH! DUDE! You don't even have eyes but your staring is... weird."

Slender immediately embraced Jeff in one big tentacley hug.

Jeff: "Uhh... what are you doing?" he actually didn't really mind it.

Slender: "Excuse me, I'm just. Ahem. I'm just glad you're amongst the conscious again."

Jeff: "Haa, you were worried about me!"

Slender: "No, I wasn't! I just... I just didn't want a dead body in my forest."

Jeff: "Pfft, yeah riiiight. Y..."

Slender cut Jeff off with a kiss.

Jeff: "Wha... what the fuck was that!" he said, as red as a freaking tomato.

Slender: "Um... forgive me..." he teleported outside the building.

Jeff got up and went outside to where Slender was.

Jeff: "No, I want you to answer me. Why'd you do that?"

Slender: "You are one self-centered, hot headed, sassy, messy serial killer. But, I must admit, that I like your feistiness."

Jeff smirked. So you like me, don't you!

Slender: "Well, I think that is obvious when I ki..."

This time Jeff cut him with a kiss.