*points at Ivor*
Whenever we get the feels, we mysteriously blame it on an invisible Onion-Slicing ninja. Slicing onions somewhere in our rooms to make us cry..
After many years of searching, many years of tracking down this mysterious Onion-Slicing ninja, we've finally found out their identity.
Their years of hiding in the shadows, cutting onions are over. We've caught the Onion-Cutting-Culprit,
And now we can finally say-
Jesse: GODDAMMIT IVOR
GOING AROUND SLICIN' ONIONS
Ivor: *slices more onions*
Harper: *grabs Ivor by the ear, and drags him awaaaay*
Ivor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Toodles!
😉

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