When the framerate hates you:

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(I'm trying to shoot targets in season 2 episode 2, but the framerate is so f*cking terrible, I keep DYING)

this is what I sound like while playing the shooting game:

MOVE YOU *SSHOLE, MOVE!! LET ME SHOOT, LET ME SHOOT!!! NOOO!!!!!

MOVE FASTER, MOVE FASTER, ARGH!!

IF THE FRAMERATE COULD BE JUST A COUPLE FRAMES FASTER, THIS WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING!!!

*crying* I JUST WANNA ADVANCE THE GAME

ADMIN, WHY?!?!

(I also got stuck while in the sea temple in episode 1 because the framerate was SO BAD. First, those sea gaurdians kept killing me, because I couldn't catch Petra's sponge,

Then, it got so slow that Jesse wouldn't move while fighting those statue things,

And finally, my keyboard betrayed me while I was swimming away from the Admin, and he killed me. Over, and over, and over, and over, and-)

Here's a quiz for you:

Which (in theory) should be faster?

A. A gaming laptop

Or

B. An iPad mini.

Most people would choose a gaming laptop, but guess what? My iPad mini is faster than my f*cking gaming laptop!

In fact, that's why I tried to buy season 2 on my iPad in the first place!

And now, I'm stuck playing the stupid shooting game over, and over, and over.

Does anybody know a way to skip it and put me out of my misery?

*Dies again*

OH MY-


Nope.

Toodles!
😭

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