Overwatch One-shots & Preferences: Requests open

Genji x Reader: Look at me bein a Ninja!

Requested by the lovely @Cake_Pop_Power . Sorry it took so long!

 It was a random day at WP: Gibraltar and you were bored. And that meant hell for the other agents. When you were bored anything could happen, from stealing Ana's eye patch to spray painting Soldiers Rifle green. He was pretty pissed and basically grounded you and made you clean the entire facility.  

Anyway, you were lying around in your room. Most agents got pretty good rooms, but you got a room that was 1 step away from being a closet.

You were staring at the ceiling and pretending it was a start night sky. You pointed out the different constellations. When you were little your mum used to do that. Fortunately, your mum is still alive and used to do this before you left the house.

Either way you were leaving this stuffy box of a room.

You decided to go bother Hana and get her and Jamie riled up. Jameson and Hana were always at each others throats, and somehow Tracer got them to play Mariokart together. And you were bored and decided to break it up.

 When you got to the common room, Jamie and Hana were already shouting. This would be fun.

You softly padded in and saw the other agents chilling and talking. This'll give them a run for their money.

You grabbed  a water bottle while Jameson was behind Hana and dumped the KOOL AID in her hair. Little does everybody know, you can barely see in rooms with a high light level. I guess your powers had to have some sort of side effect.

Hana screamed and her head darted up to Jameson. Her hair was now a red sopping mess;and she was beyond mad. Straight up enraged. 

Hana was also apparently really strong when she was filled with rage. She grabbed the bottom of Jamesons face and pulled him over the couch.

"Strong for a 18 yr old who weighs next to nothing." You murmured as Soldier dove to stop the violence. You snickered and slid out of the room just to bump into Genji, Lucio, Hanzo, Mei and Tracer.

"Where are you going y/n?" Genji asked.

"Anywhere thats not here."

"Why?" he asked as Tracer peeked into the common room.

"WHAT THE-" she yelled as she raced to pull Hana off of Jamie.I took that chance to slide past Genji and float away to my room.

When I slammed the door I laughed wildly. That was the best fight you'd ever seen! Hana was so mad. Hana hated cheaters and anyone who messed with her games. Jamie was "trying to make her lose." That was brilliant. As I marveled in my work, I got called to the common room.

"Busted." I said as I got off my bed and floated to the common room.

"You rang???" I dramatically asked as I swung on the doorpost.

"You've done it now." Hana said more red than her hair.

"Chill or you'll get more red than your hair." I snickered.

"I will murder you in your sleep." She spat.

"That's low Hana. I thought you liked people to put up a fight." I retorted as we both got closer to each other.

"I will-" I tripped her, tackled her and  teleported her to the nearest wall.

"You'll do what princess?" I smugly spat.

"I can kill you right now if I wanted to. So come at me." I yelled as all the overwatch agents tried to get me to get off of her. Then I felt something round hit my head and I blacked out.

I woke up a couple seconds later to some agents looking down at me.

"Take a hike!" I spat as I rushed to my feet. Where was that overachiever Hana?"

"Y/n i think you should stop this before you get yourself in more unnecessary trouble." He said with lots of emotion. He can go shove it in a sinkhole.

"wow I'm a reformed ninja who wields a sick lookin sword and talks about honor and redemption." I teased.

"GO shove it in a fortune cookie." I smirked as I moved away from him.

"Whats the punishment today?" I asked as I stared at my nails boredly.

"How bout, and i'm just spitballing here, TEMPORARY SUSPENSION." Soldier screamed.

"Okay I'll take a hike. Just lemme do something first." I said, not really looking for an answer. I was gonna do it whether Soldier approved it or not.

I sashayed over to Genji, took off his visor, and kissed him straight on the lips.

Heh. Not even you guys knew I liked him. FOURTH WALL CAN GO JUMP IN A VOLCANO. He was always pretty nice and tolerated me ,while everybody else couldn't stand me. Takes a good guy to do that.

 I broke contact and gave a salute.

"LATER NERDS!" I yelled as I ran and jumped out a window. 

BONUS

" She does know we're on the 40th floor right?" Lucio asked. Genji shrugged.

"I'ma need to charge my ult, so you freeloaders need to actually get on the objective and protect me." Mercy sassed.

"R.i.p Y/n."  Sombra said.

"I get on the point Angela!" Hanzo pointed out.

"Sure you do." Mercy said over her shoulder as she left.

"HEY!" Hanzo said as he ran after Mercy.

"Everyone here is stupid." Hana said as she jumped out the window.

"Foreal." Lucio said as he joined her.

"Welp, this is the thing now." I said as I jumped with them. 

A/n: I didn't have the best effort to me but hey it was pretty funny in my opinion. ALSO IM NOT DEAD. But writers block is the worst thing ever. AlsO I'm actually working on the Doomfist fic finally. So yall just wait a little while!

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