Guards x Reader: Nicknames/Insults

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-Monday-
"Theirs a sudden meeting? Why wasn't I informed about this earlier?" Kenshirou asked as he speed walked with you out of building 4.

"Like I said, it's sudden. Even the Warden is surprised by this. Seems urgent though." You explain.

"I'm surprised she didn't call. She normally calls up supervisors when theirs a meeting." Kenshirou says.

"I'm surprised too. Although I'm more annoyed than surprised really. She's sending me to go deliver the message myself to the supervisors. I still have like 10 more buildings to cover as well." You mumble.

"Too bad." He says.

"Shut up fleabag." You bark.

He pales devastated.

-Tuesday-

"Samon, where are you?" You asked looking around building 5's office.

"Right here." He stands up from behind a couple of boxes.

"What are you doing?" You question.

"Building 13 are expecting new games to add in their game room. I'm giving them by mahjong table." He explains, packing up a few things.

"I see. You gonna take in yourself or..?" You trail off.

"A few inmates are gonna be coming with me. Inori as well. You can tag along if you'd like." He offers.

"I appreciate the offer but I have a busy schedule. It's not easy working directly under the Warden. I gotta go now. Don't hurt yourself Sassy Little Monkey." You leave his office.

He sulks in a corner, "She thinks I'm a monkey."

-Wednesday-

"Yo!" You walk into building 3's filing room.

"(Y/n) darling. What a surprise. I didn't expect to see you today." Kiji smiles.

"Well I didn't expect to be here either but I guess it's my lucky day." You smile amused.

"Was their anything you needed?" He asks.

"Actually their is. The Warden wants you to give this weeks report to her. I,e, tell her personally. Something about spending more time with the supervisors so she knows she can trust them in case they become the new Warden when she steps down." You explain.

'Although that's probably just an excuse to be around Hajime more.' You thought.

"Well that's unexpected. I can't believe she's already thinking about something like that. I am honoured though that she is considering me as a future Warden." He smiles.

"Yeah, except from the fact that you could be pict from fourteen other people." You say.

"Fourteen? I get the other supervisors but who's the other two?" He asks.

"Me and Mitsuru." You blink.

"What!?" He shrieks.

"Myself and Mitsuru have a better chance at becoming Warden. We work directly under her in the main building. To good luck competing against us Drag Queen." You leave the filing room.

He cries in the corner, "Drag Queen?"

-Thursday-

"Just stop." Hajime grumbles.

"Why should I?" You smile amused.

"Because it's annoying." He says annoyed.

"Well deal with it." He smirk.

The next thing you know, he drops you outside his office, slamming the door behind him.

"Oi! Let me in you gorilla!" You bang your fists on his office door.

"Who are you calling a gorilla!?" He growls.

You giggle at that.

Okay so maybe you had a tad bit of a crush on building 13's supervisor. You would never tell Momoko that though. You value your life.

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