Harry Potter Discovers Starkid

Act 2 Part 2

SNAPE

All hail Voldemort! [He is with two other Death Eaters]

"So much for him never being or ever going to be a Death Eater," Ron joked.

DEATH EATER 1

Severus Snape, what are you doing here?

DEATH EATER 2

Got tired of being on Dumbledore's lap?

DEATH EATER 1

I aught to Jelly Legs Jinx you right now traitor!

SNAPE

Don't be goofy with me! I'm here to see Voldemort.

DEATH EATER 2

How do we know this isn't some Order of the Pheonix practical joke?

"Does the Order of Pheonix play practical jokes?" Ginny asked Harry, who laughed and shook his head.

DEATH EATER 1

I thought you deserted the Death Eaters when the Dark Lord lost his body?

DEATH EATER 2

Or were you always a spy for Dumble-bore!?

DEATH EATER 1

Slumber-snore!

DEATH EATER 2

Bumble-sore!

"That was stupid,' Hermione laughed.

DEATH EATER 1

I heard you had your Dark Mark laser surgically removed.

"Is that even possible?" Ginny giggled.

SNAPE

Oh! If you two know so much about me, you should write a biography! Snape! The double agent! [Shows Dark Mark] Thats right. I've always been a servant of Voldemort. I've simply been working undercover, learning valuable information. Such as the inner workings of Hogwarts, the rooster of the Order of the Pheonix. And finding out what exactly a true Huffelpuff is anyway. I've seen things no Slytherin could see. So if you're done putting your foot in each others mouths, I would like to see my master!

"Huffelpuffs are-" Ginny started, Ron finishing with "Paticularaly good finders!"

DEATH EATER 1

Of course, right away Severus.

SNAPE

Good! I'll be in the drawing room, Painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces!

Hermione giggled as Ginny reached over to smack Ron for interuppting her.

[Shows Bellatrix talking to Voldemort, shes sitting on top of the desk, he is behind it]

BELLATRIX

Then, after sneaking into the Department of Mysteries, we'll enchant the-

DEATH EATER 1

Excuse me-

BELLATRIX

WHOAAA! WHOA HO HO! Excuse me! I was in the middle of plotting!! Where was I? The statues will occupy the guards in the main lobby while you and I sneak into the Minister's office, where you will be one Killing Curse away from complete control of the entrie Wizarding World! How does that sound my Lord!!? My Lord?... Voldemort? [Makes a 'ta da' gesture]