Harry Potter Discovers Starkid

Act 1 Part 6

HERMIONE

 Harry don't you think you should try and figure out what the first task is gonna be? You could actually die if you're not ready.

HARRY

 [Playing guitar softly in the background] What? Come on. I mean, can't you just do it for me? Can't you just prepare all my stuff for me, and what are you doing right now?

"Wow, that sounds pretty accurate," Hermione said to Ron, who passed that on to Harry, smiling. Harry just shook his head.

HERMIONE

 I'm writing your potions essay.

HARRY

 Oh, well do that first cause that's due tomorrow. But after that, after that can you, prepare for the first task? Please?  Thank you you are the best. You got it, thanks buddy.

Harry couldn't help but think that it did sound true. "Sorry 'Mione" he mumbled, so low that it was a wonder that she could hear him. She just smiled smugly.

HERMIONE

 Okay.

GINNY

 [Walks on stage]

HARRY

 Hey, Ginny come here. I wanna show you something come here.

GINNY

 Hey, Harry Potter.

"Why do I keep saying you're last name?" Ginny asked him. He just shrugged. The fake Ginny did seem like Ginny when she was younger. All nervous and whatnot.

HARRY

 Listen I wanna play this song I'm working on. I met this girl that I really really like and I wanna let her know that she's really special. So, well I just wanna know what you think, so for the purposes of now because I'm still working out the lyrics I'll put your name, where her name should be, but I don't think it's really gonna work out. Because it's just, well, let me just give it a shot.

YOU'RE TALL AND FUN AND PRETTY

YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY SKINNY

GINNY

I'M THE MICKEY TO YOUR MINNY

YOU'RE THE TIGGER TO MY WINNIE

GINNY

WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE CITY

GONNA TAKE YOU OUT TO DINEY

GINNY

YOU'RE CUTER THAN A GINEAU PIG

WANNA TAKE YOU UP TO WINNIPEG

THAT'S IN CANADA!

GINNY GINNY GINNY GINNY-

You know what; this doesn't work for me at all. I mean I don't know how does that make you feel, emotionally?

"That was so cute," Hermione sighed. Then she turned to Ron. "How come you never write me songs?" she asked, eyebrows raised. Ron didn't answer.

GINNY

 Wow, Wowee, Harry Potter!

"Was I really this annoying?" Ginny asked. Harry didn't answer.