Hiya! This is a book that's all about me and my ridiculousness. So, if for some reason you want to know about the life of the author behind the stories, step on up!
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Oh boy, this should be fun *note sarcasm*
Can't promise that I'll enjoy this, I don't really think much about what I like about myself. Idk if there even is any.
Oh well, let's see how much we can get outta this.
1. I have incredible endurance when I'm sick- I can function normally for weeks while being sick
2. I have a good head for remembering lyrics to songs when I'm listening.
3. I do not take offense from anyone. Honestly, write a comment calling me a "betch" and I will first correct your spelling before proceeding to write a paragraph long response to annoy you. Insult me irl and I'll most likely laugh and agree.
4. I couldn't give two hecks about anyone else's opinion of me, so I can act like an idiot in public without worrying what people think.
5. I personally feel that I'm a good writer. Idk if that's true, but in my mind it is.
6. I can get along with pretty much everyone. I may not be your favorite person, but I can still do it.
7. I don't care how much you say otherwise Poptarts4President , my legs effing slay.
8. I'm pretty versatile and well rounded, cause I can do a bunch of things pretty well.
Am I doing this right? Eh, fudge it.
9. I attract young children.
10. My personality kind of refuses to be labeled, which idk I think that's cool.
11. If looked at in just the right angle, I'm pretty attractive if I do say so myself.
12. I refuse to be enslaved by caffeine. I drink tea, and occasionally something with coffee, but I can actually function in the morning without that.
13. My organizational skills are pretty slay.
14. When I bother to do it actually well, I really like my hair.
15. I have read a whole bunch of classic novels. I almost impressed myself with that.
16. My dimples
17. I see the best in everyone. Even Light Imagay, whoops, Yagami.
18. If it needs to be done, I find a way.
19. I'm dorky.
20. I never wear make up, I'm always completely fresh-faced.
21. I learn quickly.
22. People tell me I'm like an adorable child, and if that's true, the I love my adorable childishness.
23. I don't dwell on sadness and depression. I refuse to.
24. My singing voice
25. My eye for beauty
26. I'm smol. No matter how much I may "complain" , I love being short.
27. My name. I'm not allowed to say online, but it's unique and I love the meaning.
28. My tolerance of differences
29. My ability to cheer and support people.
30. My annoying af laugh
Damn I did not think I'd have this much to say. Perhaps I don't dislike myself as much as I thought.
Well, if that wasn't inspiration for people I'm gonna tag, idk what is. I constantly joke about my self-loathing, but I guess I actually kinda love myself.