welcome to the city morgue! i'm nyds and I'll be your mortician today!

i'm just your average awkward human that has no idea what is happening with their life hahaha help

i refuse to part with such things as:

- that good emo shit
- that great gay shit
- undertale
- manga
- "classic" literature idk why
- 70s music
- too many tv shows

i apologize for the lack of updates i'm too self conscious to update consistently

tbh i spend more time writing awful mettaton fan fiction than i do my actual stories

if y'all need a safe space i'm chill with anything as long as you're a somewhat decent person

account for more mettaton content: @averageteenagemess

don't mess with these people unless you want to be slapped with LA CHANCLA

@oliveoilboy (my always vexing cousin)

@frnkieroisacurse (my less vexing cousin in law)

i married them uwu

@Starsco (the only one that tolerates me irl)

@Anaveragepsycho (an actual angel on earth)


k hope y'all enjoy your stay
  • being reclusive in my room
  • JoinedAugust 13, 2015



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