Macy: *looking at Kissmanga.com for new Fairy Tail chapter*
Kiss Manga: *On Fairy Tail page* Nada
Macy:.....
Lucy: Macy, what's wrong?
Macy:......he's gonna do it again..
England: Who the bloody hell is 'he'?
Macy: Hiro Mashima (Fairy Tail's author Idk if that's how you spell it)
Lucy and England: Ohh
Macy: This is the thing about Hiro: this guy has a plan. Every week a new chapter is posted and two weeks later nothing happened, and last time that happened was when Hiro was all like:
Mashima: *points at Simon* and you get to sacrifice yourself!
Mashima: *points at Aquarius* AND YOU GET TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF
Mashima: *points at Gajeel* oh ho ho ho HO HELLO THERE IRON SHIT. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF
Mashima: *points at gruvia* HOW ABOUT A TWO FOR ONE DEAL WITH THE PRICE OF GRIEVANCE
Mashima: *points at nalu* DONT YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOU THINK YOUR FRIEND IS DEAD
Mashima: *points at makarov* I just love being the grim reaper
Mashima: *smirks* who's next
Lucy and England:......True
Macy: I feel like he's going to do it again to someone
Lucy: Have you checked Tumblr yet?
Macy: No cuz I'm to busy reading *whispers* Nalu, UsUk, and GerIta doujinshi
England:uhh well we all know that this is going to happen:
zervis: *dead*
gajevy: *ptsd*
jerza: *eternal suffering*
gruvia: *complete and utter anguish*
nalu: *rip*
mashima: ahh.. no otps left for me to play with..
mashima: oH WAIT
mashima: *whips out brotps*
mashima: (✿◕ヮ◕)
gratsu: (;ʘ_ʘ)
mashima: (✿≖ڡ≖)
Macy, Lucy, and England: ...............
Lucy: Not to mention he did this:
Fandom: make zervis canon!
mashima: gotcha guys
mashima: *makes zervis kiss* *kills mavis*
fandom: make gajevy canon!
mashima: i got you fam
mashima: *makes a gajevy confession happen* *temporarily kills off gajeel*
fandom: make gruvia canon!
mashima: righteo
mashima: *gives gruvia a subtle confession* *temporarily kills off juvia*
fandom:
mashima:
mashima: how about nalu now-
fandom: nO MASHIMA NO
Lucy and England: •_•........
Macy: Call Japan. NOW.
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