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Fairy Tail

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Basically how the Zeref fight is going down.

Natsu: *about to kill Zeref and also sacrifice himself*
Happy: DON'T DO IT DUDE.
Natsu: DUDE I GOT TO DO IT
Happy: HELL NAH DUDE ITS GONNA SUCK IF YOU DIE
Natsu: BUT I GOTTA-
*loud rumbling coming from the distance*
Zeref: the fuck is that?
*stars from falling from the sky and the earth shakes*
Happy: NATSU YOU DID IT NOW.
Natsu: SHITHSITHSITSHITSHIT
Zeref: No dude seriously what the fuCK is that?
*loud roars coming closer*
Zeref: SHIT IS THAT ACNOLOGIA
Happy: NO DUDE WORSE
Lucy: DRRRRRRRAAAAAAAGNEEEEEEL
Natsu and Zeref: SHIT WHICH ONE DOES SHE WANT
Lucy: *grabs Natsu*
Lucy: what the fuCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TRYING TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR FAIRYTAIL? HELL FUCKING NAH ARENT YOU THE ONE THAT'S ALWAYS STOPPING EVERYONE FROM KILLING THEMSELVES? YOU STOPPED ERZA AND GRAY AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO DIE? I DON'T THINK SO MISTER "YOU DON'T DIE FOR YOUR FRIENDS YOU LIVE FOR THEM." DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING MAD I AM RIGHT NOW OH MY GOOOoOoOood NATSU IF YOU WERENT SO CUTE I SWEAR I WOULD RIP YOUR FACE OFF RIGHT NOW. WE ARE GOING BACK TO FAIRYTAIL RIGHT THIS INSTANT AND WE ARE GONNA COME UP WITH ANOTHER PLAN TO KILL ZEREF OKAY? JESUS NATSU YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK HOW DARE YOU. YOUARENEVERRUNNINGOFFWITHOUTPERMISSIONAGAINWHYMUSTYOUALWAYSBESOGUNHOANDRECKLESSYESIKNOWYOUHAVEMATUREDBUTSTILLHOWCANYOUEVENTHINKOFDOINGTHAT-
Zeref: oh my god she's terrifying
Happy: Yeah I can't believe Natsu wants to marry her.
Lucy: *snaps head upward* whAT
Natsu: Happy! WHAT THE HELL MAN.
Zeref: oh dude ive been there
Lucy: you wanna whaT
Natsu: Lucy pls-
Lucy: YOU WANTED TO MARRY ME BUT THEN YOU WERE GONNA KILL YOURSELF?
Natsu: UH
Lucy: I WANT TO MARRY YOU TOO.
Natsu: wait what-
Lucy: *starts shaking Natsu* WERE YOU GONNA MAKE ME A FUCKING WIDOW OR SOMETHING DRAGNEEL? OH MY GOD YOU WERE HOW DARE YOU LEAVE YOUR WIFE TO MOURN OVER YOU HOLY SHIT HELL NO WE ARE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW IM NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU DIE WHEN WE COULD JUST GET MARRIED *begins dragging him back to the guild*
Happy: WAIT FOR ME
Zeref: ah damn they left
Soldier: sir what do we now?
Zeref: hold on the attack for like a week. I can't let my lil bro die a virgin. I'm not thAT evil.
Soldier: weren't you about to die a virgin?
Zeref: shut uP TRAVIS