Caliborn: DO I HAVE TO?
Me: Yes, yes you do.
Caliborn: THIS 'MYSTIC MESSENGER' APP SOuNDS LIKE SHIT.
Me: Well excuse you, how dare you insult my babies.
Nepeta: :33 < I liked it!
Calliope: me too!
Caliborn: WELL THAT'S BECAUSE THE THREE OF YOu ARE SICKENING, GREEN FANGIRLS!
Me: Green.....?
Caliborn: WELL THOSE TWO HAVE GREEN BLOOD AND ONE OF YOuR FAVORITE COLORS IS GREEN.
Me: But did you really have to point it out?
Caliborn: CAN I JuST SING THE SONG ALREADY?
Me: Geez, Mr Grumpypants, calm down. You're worse than Karkat.
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Caliborn: EVERY MORNING I WAKE uP TO THE SAME OLD SWEET SOUND
'NOTHER CALL FROM MY PHONE THAT'S BEEN RINGING
WONDERING WHAT'S NEW? WHAT HAVE I MISSED?
I'M ALWAYS LOGGING IN
WELL IT'S ALRIGHT, TELL ME LATER AT MIDNIGHT ((WHO DOES THAT?))
HOW ARE YOu DOING TODAY?
SAME OLD QUESTIONS EVERY SINGLE DAY
IT'S SO HARD, PLEASE DONT MIND ME ASKING
YOuR FACE IS LIGHTING uP, JOKING LIKE YOu HAVENT HEARD ENOuGH
THOuGH I KNOW YOuR ACTING PRETTY SUSPICuOUS
TICK TOCK TIME IS RUNNING OuT
WHAT ARE YOu uP TO NOW?
DON'T KNOW WHERE YOu ARE,
DON'T EVEN KNOW YOuR NAME ((THEN HOW THE FuCK ARE YOu FRIENDS?))
THEY THINK I'M CRAZY, MY HEARTBEAT GOES uP
WORDS YOu MAY KNOW, WON'T SHOW MY LOVE FOR YOu ((ONCE AGAIN, HOW THE FuCK CAN YOu LOVE SOMEONE WITHOuT KNOWING THEIR NAME?))
DID YOu GET ANY KIND OF MYSTIC MESSEGE?
SOLVING A PIECE TO EACH NEW PUZZLE
FROM A TO Z AND ALL THE SPACE IN BETWEEN,
WE'LL FIND THE TRuTH BEYOND THE SCREEN
DID YOu GET ANY KIND OF MYSTIC MESSEGE?
FEEL ANY TRACE LEFT ABOuT, COME AND CALL ME OuT
(I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOu FROM THE START)
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Caliborn: THAT WAS INCREDIBLY STuPID.
Me: How dare you.
Caliborn: BECAuSE I CAN. NOW I'M LEAVING.
Me: B-but the extended version!
Caliborn: GET YOuR DuMB FANGIRL POSSE TO DO IT.
Me: If you want a job done, you'll have to do it yourself. C'mon, guys.
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Me: Remember yesterday, how we texted on and on and on.
Calliope: I have never met someone so pUre like you!
Nepeta: :33 < Imagine something new that is fully out of this world
Me: You and me, let's marry in the space station ((YESSSSSSS))
All 3: Mystical Messages!
Calliope: mystical clUes of this pUzzle oh!
All 3: Mystical Messenger!
Nepeta: :33 < It's too dangerous, don't come close!
Me: You think I'm crazy, my heartbeat goes up.
Calliope: No matter what, I must follow my heart!
All 3: Did you get mysterious messages?
Nepeta: :33 < It's a piece of the puzzle!
Me: The letters are the only clue
Calliope: to solving hidden mysteries!
All 3: Did you get mysterious messages?
Me and Nepeta: If you can feel the trace that is me, call me out.
Calliope: I've been watching yoU from the start......
*Music intermission*
Me: Someone set us up to play in this secret game
Nepeta and Calliope: Keep it cool, don't react
Me: Trust in your judgement
Calliope: Did you see the messages I've been sending you?
Nepeta: Open your eyes, see the light
Everyone: Don't fall for any of these party invites.
Did you get mysterious messages?
It's a piece of the puzzle
The letters are the only clue to solving hidden mysteries
If you get mysterious messages, stand by me, hold my hand, don't lose hope, you know why
Me: I will never leave you alone....
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Me: So that happened! I might start a book for chapters like these.....
YOU ARE READING
HOMSTUK INANANITY
RandomI'M SANE I SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR- //killed by Gamzee
