John:
He looks very depressed.
Dave:
He looks like "Ugh! My life is hideous."
Rose:
"I'm trying to be a pretty girl!"
Jade:
The classic school studier.
Sister 1: Studier isn't even a word.
I DON'T CARE!
Karkat:
The devil.
Me: OMG
Aradia:
The bull's daughter is a maniac.
Me: She's actually a ram....
Tavros:
Cousin of bull girl.
Me: I told you she's a ram!
I don't care!
Sollux:
"Nothing is wrong with my life."
Sister 1: YOU DIDN'T NOTICE HIS 3D GLASSES?
Nepeta:
Her horns are candy corn.
Me: Notice anything about her?
She's a cat.
Kanaya:
"I will destroy everybody."
Terezi:
"I'm a little demon~"
Vriska:
"I stalk you when you sleep."
Sister 1: Notice anything about her right eye?
It's glitching.
Equius:
"I'm a annoying rockstar!"
Gamzee:
He's like the villian from Star vs The Forces of Evil.
Me: Luto or Toffee?
Luto.
Eridan:
His horns look like can-openers.
Me: What else do you think about him?
Glasses.
Feferi:
She looks like the mermaid devil of the sea.
Sister 1: WHY DO YOU THINK EVERYONES A DEVIL?
Because she has this look on her face like "I'm going to destroy the world."
Jane:
She looks like the nice one of the group.
Sister 1: She must be because you said everyone else is the devil!
Jake:
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!
Me: What do you think of him?
He looks creepy.
Dirk:
Dirk, like dirt?
Me: OMG LIVVY.
Roxy:
ROXY FOXY!
Me: OMG. Do you notice anything about her?
She likes scarves and cats.
(A/N: Thanks to Mary and Livvy for doing this to me.)
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HOMSTUK INANANITY
RandomI'M SANE I SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR- //killed by Gamzee
